Perhaps we need to open the gift rather than write ''Not at this address'' on the packet.
God - Hello Earthling.
Bipedal carbon based life form - Who? Me?
God - You have a problem.
Bcblf - Do I? Are you sure you've got the righ...
God - Yes! Your problem is SIN.
Bcblf - Sin? What's that? I'm still not sure whether you need to be talking...
God - I can solved your problem.
Bcblf - Are you sure you've got the right address? I haven't really got any probl...
God - I can solve your problem with this gift.
Bcblf - But? Problem? Gift? What?
God - Just sign here please.
Bcblf - Hang on, what's the ... what?
God - Look mate, I just need a signature then I'll be on my way.
Bcblf - Oh well if it'll get rid of you then .
God - Cheers mate laters.
Bcblf - What if I don't want it?
God - Sorry mate, no returns. Now you can look forward to endlessly worshipping me for eternity. Latersbyebyegottagothesegiftswon'tdeliverthemselvesdonchaknowwwwww.....