Indeed, Torridon.
I'm now trying to put these events into some sensible framework.
Thank heavens that we have the wisdom and perspicacity of Sassy to aid us. Almighty God personally ensured that an inadequate presidential election system would ensure that the will of the fundamental Christians of the American rust belt, of the underpopulated agricultural states, would prevail and ensure that a boorish, self-obsessed, womanising, half-competent, politically-illiterate megayob would become their president. Thus He ensured that His divine will that China should be the world's dominant country.