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Nearly Sane

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The martyrdom of St Pancake
« on: February 28, 2017, 02:42:45 PM »

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Re: The martyrdom of St Pancake
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2017, 02:55:44 PM »
I remember clearly two pancakes which had a horrible death. :o My father tossed one which ended up on the beams of our kitchen in my childhood farmhouse, my mother was less than impressed. When our kids were young my husband grabbed the frying pan off me to have a go at tossing the pancake, and it too ended up on the ceiling! The dog sat underneath it waiting for it to fall down and gobbled it up. It took my husband quite a while to clean up his mess! ;D

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Re: The martyrdom of St Pancake
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2017, 03:11:57 PM »
The Mash on the horrible death of St Pancake



http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/millions-remember-the-martyrdom-of-saint-pancake-201202214919

The cheese, spinach and ham stuff is all myth.

He was doused liberally with cinnamon sugar.

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Re: The martyrdom of St Pancake
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2017, 03:17:01 PM »
The cheese, spinach and ham stuff is all myth.

He was doused liberally with cinnamon sugar.
Heretic! You probably think St Pizza was smothered with pineapple in Hawaii!

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Re: The martyrdom of St Pancake
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2017, 05:13:11 PM »
S' a load of crepe.
"for, as long as but a hundred of us remain alive, never will we on any conditions be brought under English rule. It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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Re: The martyrdom of St Pancake
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2017, 06:08:26 PM »
You ain't seen Muffin yet!
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Re: The martyrdom of St Pancake
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2017, 06:19:07 PM »
Anyway he is scone now

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Re: The martyrdom of St Pancake
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2017, 06:28:57 PM »
It's the yeast he could do.

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Re: The martyrdom of St Pancake
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2017, 06:32:21 PM »
And he blini batter be in Heaven

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Re: The martyrdom of St Pancake
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2017, 06:39:15 PM »
Since he is toast, he could be in t'other place.

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Re: The martyrdom of St Pancake
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2017, 06:45:59 PM »
Wot? Not the oven?
"for, as long as but a hundred of us remain alive, never will we on any conditions be brought under English rule. It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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Re: The martyrdom of St Pancake
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2017, 06:47:02 PM »
Well, out of the frying pan into the bad fire!
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Re: The martyrdom of St Pancake
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2017, 06:52:34 PM »
Was St Pizza the guy who was raisin the dead?

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Re: The martyrdom of St Pancake
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2017, 06:53:28 PM »
Puns are going like hotcakes on here

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Re: The martyrdom of St Pancake
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2017, 06:56:01 PM »
Was St Pizza the guy who was raisin the dead?
only when he invoked Jesus multiple times. That"s how he got the name Four Jesus Pizza

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Re: The martyrdom of St Pancake
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2017, 07:33:05 PM »
Puns are going like hotcakes on here

True - some are enough to make you rye.

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Re: The martyrdom of St Pancake
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2017, 08:46:41 PM »
Ah, but wheat till you get the punch line. You'll barley be able to contain yourself.
"for, as long as but a hundred of us remain alive, never will we on any conditions be brought under English rule. It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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Re: The martyrdom of St Pancake
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2017, 08:52:42 PM »
These buns are so corny.