Dear Wigs,
I live near a street called 'Workhouse Lane'. Come on, snowflakes, that would make the poor sit up and stop their sniveling!
The poor, yes that's the answer!!
Dear Prime Minister,
How are you old duck is your hubby still taking out the bins
Anyway on the subject of all that ails old blighty, how about a cull of all the poor people
Now that is a definite vote winner.
Dear Gonners,
Hi!! It's your favourite Prime Minister here, on the subject of culling the poor people, are you a bit slow a bit stupid! we call it austerity and it's working you saddo!
Dear Prime Minister,
Saddo! That's a bit harsh, oh sorry I was forgetting, you are the Iron Maiden, oops sorry again, wrong PM, she was not for turning you on the other hand..................
Gonnagle.