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Humph Warden Bennett

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Re: UK General Election 2017
« Reply #1025 on: June 08, 2017, 04:52:22 PM »
A para I posted elsewhere

Good luck to my friends standing to be MPs today, all of you, every single one really, even Bill the UKIP,, I mean I obviously don't want you to win Bill the UKIP, after all this is a friendship based on honesty if nothing else! And honestly Bill? The UKIP?

Is this Bill who insists that he lives in Cumbria, when that is nothing more than a mongrel creation of the seventies?


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Re: UK General Election 2017
« Reply #1026 on: June 08, 2017, 04:53:31 PM »
So I voted and being in 1 constituency where it it is an all female list, I wonder will I ever have that again. There were 104 all male lists this election, but only the 1 all female list. The last all female list was in 1992.

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Re: UK General Election 2017
« Reply #1027 on: June 08, 2017, 04:55:35 PM »
Is this Bill who insists that he lives in Cumbria, when that is nothing more than a mongrel creation of the seventies?
Different Bill, this one lives in on Harris and defaces Gaelic signs and keeps a whippet called Hereward. Though I am going to suggest Mohammed Al-Malarkey for his next dog's name.

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Re: UK General Election 2017
« Reply #1028 on: June 08, 2017, 05:21:59 PM »
So I voted and being in 1 constituency where it it is an all female list, I wonder will I ever have that again. There were 104 all male lists this election, but only the 1 all female list. The last all female list was in 1992.


Tories are Tories, IMHO . Women Tories ain't any better.

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Re: UK General Election 2017
« Reply #1029 on: June 08, 2017, 05:36:45 PM »
Tories win well, Corbyn does not resign, lefty Antifa types take to streets to protest / riot and destroy property.

My prediction
How can something so perfect be so flawed.

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Re: UK General Election 2017
« Reply #1030 on: June 08, 2017, 05:37:05 PM »

Tories are Tories, IMHO . Women Tories ain't any better.
I hope that one day this be unremarkable but at 1 constituency every 25 years, it's all a bit Brigadoon

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Re: UK General Election 2017
« Reply #1031 on: June 08, 2017, 05:39:53 PM »
Tories win well, Corbyn does not resign, lefty Antifa types take to streets to protest / riot and destroy property.

My prediction
Not property!!! Surely they know people are far more expendable?

BTW what is 'well' in terms of a Tory win iyho?
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Re: UK General Election 2017
« Reply #1032 on: June 08, 2017, 08:13:22 PM »
Tories win well, Corbyn does not resign, lefty Antifa types take to streets to protest / riot and destroy property.

My prediction
I don't think so vegetarians aren't the rioting type and broken glass is bloody painful when you've got sandals on.

Violence as we know is proportional to the number of rolls of flab at the back of the neck.

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Re: UK General Election 2017
« Reply #1033 on: June 08, 2017, 08:31:50 PM »
Just been to vote. The guy there said they were at 72% turnout so far which isny bad for a wee rural place where most people have to drive to get to the PS.
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Re: UK General Election 2017
« Reply #1034 on: June 08, 2017, 09:49:20 PM »
Have you ever given IS (International Skeptics) a look? (I'm SusanB-M1 there.)

Ohh thanks for that Susan!
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Re: UK General Election 2017
« Reply #1035 on: June 08, 2017, 10:17:55 PM »
That is an interesting exit poll

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Re: UK General Election 2017
« Reply #1036 on: June 08, 2017, 10:23:32 PM »
That is an interesting exit poll

That is an interesting understatement.
Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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Re: UK General Election 2017
« Reply #1037 on: June 08, 2017, 10:51:03 PM »
I reckon, if the BBC exit poll is right, Theresa May will have to resign as leader of the Conservatives.
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Re: UK General Election 2017
« Reply #1038 on: June 08, 2017, 11:14:55 PM »
First result in suggests the exit poll is optimistic for Labour.
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Re: UK General Election 2017
« Reply #1039 on: June 08, 2017, 11:22:56 PM »
The exit poll looking weak and wobbly

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Re: UK General Election 2017
« Reply #1040 on: June 08, 2017, 11:35:31 PM »
Postal votes may be the issue?

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Re: UK General Election 2017
« Reply #1041 on: June 09, 2017, 12:05:27 AM »
Postal votes may be the issue?
Well yes. Also, I think that a lot of people who voted for the Tories probably lied about how they voted because it is seen as embarrassing.
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Re: UK General Election 2017
« Reply #1042 on: June 09, 2017, 12:10:57 AM »
Swindon is looking more in line with the exit poll.
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Re: UK General Election 2017
« Reply #1043 on: June 09, 2017, 12:50:31 AM »
The exit poll looking weak and wobbly
Might be in time - but not yet.

In safe seats it is always going to be difficult for the party holding the seat to show a big swing in their direction. In uber-safe Labour territory in the NE the Tories are outperforming the exit poll - in the Tory south Labour are outperforming the exit poll.

What we can surely be certain of is that the Tory prediction of landslide 100 seat majority is non-sense.

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Re: UK General Election 2017
« Reply #1044 on: June 09, 2017, 04:27:30 AM »
I rarely - very rarely in fact - get involved in political discussion or pass comment on political issues; but at this juncture I think a quiet, sober and dignified moment of reflection and contemplation is called for.

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Re: UK General Election 2017
« Reply #1045 on: June 09, 2017, 05:15:43 AM »
Well I didn't expect that.
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Re: UK General Election 2017
« Reply #1046 on: June 09, 2017, 05:29:45 AM »
Well I did say I don't comment much on politics, but this is special  :D
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Re: UK General Election 2017
« Reply #1047 on: June 09, 2017, 06:20:21 AM »
I went to the polling station yesterday in the least enthusiastic state that I can ever recall. I have never refrained from voting but I came close to it yesterday.

In my constituency, my vote is unimportant - the Conservative usually has a huge majority. He would have to have been exposed as a child pornographer or something to have his majority seriously dented.

Last night, I went to Symphony Hall and and had my soul refreshed by the superb CBSO, came home and went to bed without turning on the radio or TV.

This morning, a few minutes ago, I turned on the radio and learned that the great British public had spoken. Mrs May's action in calling an election has proved that as PM she was out of her depth ...  Everything is now in the air.
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Re: UK General Election 2017
« Reply #1048 on: June 09, 2017, 06:48:05 AM »
What an odd night, the first hurrah of the exit poll, immediately restrained by the possibility of friends losing their sears, the little stramash between Curtice and Kellner, the slow realisation of Curtice being right, the worry that I might lose a good MP, the loss of the seats of some friends, the saving of the seats of others, hurrah my MP survives but also the sadness of the even greater tribalisation in NI, and the idea of a DUP backed up govt.



A waste of time election by a waste of time PM who should now bow out to run through the wheat fields.



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Re: UK General Election 2017
« Reply #1049 on: June 09, 2017, 07:05:36 AM »
First Brexit, then Trump, now this.
I think people in each case have voted for change just for the sake of it.
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