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Nearly Sane

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Re: 'Don't put wasp nest in your vagina'
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2017, 02:52:33 PM »
I was told years ago that you should never put anything in your vagina that you wouldn't put in your mouth.

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Re: 'Don't put wasp nest in your vagina'
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2017, 03:03:15 PM »
And maybe not all of that, says someone who had a chicken phal the other night
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Rhiannon

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Re: 'Don't put wasp nest in your vagina'
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2017, 03:10:28 PM »
Yeah, I've heard some worrying advice about raw garlic. Try chomping on that and see how advisable it might be.

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Re: 'Don't put wasp nest in your vagina'
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2017, 03:11:42 PM »
Canestan are definitely missing a marketing trick here.

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Re: 'Don't put wasp nest in your vagina'
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2017, 03:42:40 PM »
Canestan are definitely missing a marketing trick here.
Kill Thrush with Wasps?

Rhiannon

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Re: 'Don't put wasp nest in your vagina'
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2017, 04:41:22 PM »
Canestan: Avoid That Awkward Garlic Odour.

Bubbles

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Re: 'Don't put wasp nest in your vagina'
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2017, 11:07:19 AM »
I was reading about women in a tribe who put stinging nettles up there during a period, like it isn't uncomfortable enough as it is, at times.   :o

People do some strange things.

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Re: 'Don't put wasp nest in your vagina'
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2017, 05:17:54 PM »
I was told years ago that you should never put anything in your vagina that you wouldn't put in your mouth.
:D ;D
I did nearly choke on a tampon once before transferring it to my nose.
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Re: 'Don't put wasp nest in your vagina'
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2017, 06:32:38 PM »
Eeerm,  I'm not going to ask, I'm not going to ask, I'm not going to ask,....

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Re: 'Don't put wasp nest in your vagina'
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2017, 07:40:07 PM »
Eeerm,  I'm not going to ask, I'm not going to ask, I'm not going to ask,....

I nearly did, but thought better of it.

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Re: 'Don't put wasp nest in your vagina'
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2017, 08:31:51 PM »
*sigh*

All right; I'll take one for the team. Time for me to be "that guy" yet again ::)

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Re: 'Don't put wasp nest in your vagina'
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2017, 09:25:54 PM »
I was very tiny, crawling about, so don't remember clearly but can picture it as It's a story that has been told (and probably grown) over the years. There was one loose in my mum's handbag whch I got hold of & put in my mouth. I coughed and spluttered. My mum ran to me at which point it was out of my mouth and I was trying to insert it into a nostril.

Mum said it was a lesson to her not to leave things like that loose nor to leave her handbag on the floor with a baby crawling around.
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Re: 'Don't put wasp nest in your vagina'
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2017, 09:53:48 PM »
I DUNNO ?!?!!?
Some peeps need putting down ASAP ?!!?!?!? LOL