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Dicky Underpants

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Immortal lines from the movies (esp.Hollywood)
« on: May 22, 2017, 03:48:28 PM »
Not too sure of the provenance of some of these.

"You dare to dicker with your Pontiff!" (The Agony and the Ecstasy)

"Keep a sharp look-out for sodomite patrols" (Sodom and Gomorrah?)

"Piss off Brahms! What a wanker." (Lisztomania)

"Psst! Liszt!" (A Song to Remember?)

"Dance? I don't even like to walk" (The Time of Your Life)

"A year of group therapy could cure your need to be a human being" (The Eye of the Cat)

I'm sure some real movie buffs can provide many more.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2017, 04:34:19 PM by Dicky Underpants »
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Re: Immortal lines from the movies (esp.Hollywood)
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2017, 04:00:23 PM »
I think 'The Agony and the Ecstasy' one is 'You dare to dicker with your pontiff!'
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Re: Immortal lines from the movies (esp.Hollywood)
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2017, 04:02:29 PM »
Quote from: Nearly Sane on May 22, 2017, 04:00:23 PM
I think 'The Agony and the Ecstasy' one is 'You dare to dicker with your pontiff!'

I was amending it just as you were typing your correction :)
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Re: Immortal lines from the movies (esp.Hollywood)
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2017, 04:03:19 PM »
I've always liked, 'I remember every detail, the Germans wore grey, you wore blue'.   Bogart, Casablanca.   Also, 'will I see you tonight?'  'I never make plans that far ahead'.

Sorry, not corny lines, just neat.
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Re: Immortal lines from the movies (esp.Hollywood)
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2017, 04:15:37 PM »
'He'll execute your whole perverted secret police force' Flash Gordon
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Re: Immortal lines from the movies (esp.Hollywood)
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2017, 05:44:14 PM »
'We're gonna need a bigger boat': Jaws
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Re: Immortal lines from the movies (esp.Hollywood)
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2017, 06:06:55 PM »
 "You finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
Planet of the Apes.
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« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2017, 06:13:31 PM »
'Attaboy Clarence': Its a Wonderful Life.
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Re: Immortal lines from the movies (esp.Hollywood)
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2017, 06:16:03 PM »
 "Hitler was better lookin' than Churchill, he was a better dresser than Churchill, he had more hair, he told funnier jokes, and he could dance the pants off of Churchill."

The Producers
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Re: Immortal lines from the movies (esp.Hollywood)
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2017, 06:35:06 PM »
'Whaddya hear? Whaddya say': Cagney in Angels with Dirty Faces'
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Re: Immortal lines from the movies (esp.Hollywood)
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2017, 07:33:33 PM »
I'm Brian and so's my wife!
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Re: Immortal lines from the movies (esp.Hollywood)
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2017, 08:26:51 PM »
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
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Re: Immortal lines from the movies (esp.Hollywood)
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2017, 10:15:26 PM »
"Infamy! Infamy!  They've all got it infamy!"
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Re: Immortal lines from the movies (esp.Hollywood)
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2017, 10:21:23 PM »
Fakir - off
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Re: Immortal lines from the movies (esp.Hollywood)
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2017, 10:46:56 PM »
Quote from: Sebastian Toe on May 22, 2017, 06:16:03 PM
"Hitler was better lookin' than Churchill, he was a better dresser than Churchill, he had more hair, he told funnier jokes, and he could dance the pants off of Churchill."

The Producers

What I recall is:

Hitler was a much better painter than Churchill.  Hitler could do a whole apartment, two coats, in a single day.
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Re: Immortal lines from the movies (esp.Hollywood)
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2017, 10:56:12 PM »
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Re: Immortal lines from the movies (esp.Hollywood)
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2017, 11:03:26 PM »
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

- Ferris Bueller
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Re: Immortal lines from the movies (esp.Hollywood)
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2017, 12:17:42 AM »
Quote from: Harrowby Hall on May 22, 2017, 10:46:56 PM
What I recall is:

Hitler was a much better painter than Churchill.  Hitler could do a whole apartment, two coats, in a single day.
Franz Liebekind: You know, not many people knew it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Max: Really, I never dreamed that...
Franz Liebekind: That is because that you were taken in by that verdammte Allied propaganda! Such filthy lies! They told lies! But nobody ever said a bad word about Winston Churchill, did they? No! 'Win with Winnie!' Churchill! With his cigars. With his brandy. And his rotten painting, rotten! Hitler - there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! Two Coats! Churchill. He couldn't even say 'Nazi'. He would say 'Noooo-zeeehz, Nooooooooooooo-zeeehz!' It wasn't Noses! It was Nazis! Churchill!...Let me tell you this! And you're hearing this straight from the horse. Hitler was better looking than Churchill. He was a better dresser than Churchill. He had more hair! He told funnier jokes! And he could dance the pants off of Churchill!...Churchill!
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Re: Immortal lines from the movies (esp.Hollywood)
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2017, 01:00:53 AM »
We took morphine, diamorphine, cyclizine, codeine, temazepam, nitrazepam, phenobarbitone, sodium amytal, dextropropoxyphene, methadone, nalbuphine, pethidine, pentazocine, buprenorphine, dextromoramide, chlormethiazole. The streets are awash with drugs you can have for unhappiness and pain, and we took them all. Fuck it, we would have injected vitamin C if only they'd made it illegal.

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Re: Immortal lines from the movies (esp.Hollywood)
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2017, 12:33:32 PM »
Quote from: Sebastian Toe on May 23, 2017, 12:17:42 AM
Franz Liebekind: You know, not many people knew it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Max: Really, I never dreamed that...
Franz Liebekind: That is because that you were taken in by that verdammte Allied propaganda! Such filthy lies! They told lies! But nobody ever said a bad word about Winston Churchill, did they? No! 'Win with Winnie!' Churchill! With his cigars. With his brandy. And his rotten painting, rotten! Hitler - there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! Two Coats! Churchill. He couldn't even say 'Nazi'. He would say 'Noooo-zeeehz, Nooooooooooooo-zeeehz!' It wasn't Noses! It was Nazis! Churchill!...Let me tell you this! And you're hearing this straight from the horse. Hitler was better looking than Churchill. He was a better dresser than Churchill. He had more hair! He told funnier jokes! And he could dance the pants off of Churchill!...Churchill!

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Re: Immortal lines from the movies (esp.Hollywood)
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2017, 01:24:49 PM »
From Cabaret the context was all in leading up to the eventual punchline:

Sally: I saw a film the other day about syphilis. Ugh! It was too awful. I couldn't let a man touch me for a week. Is it true you can get it from kissing?

Fritz: Oh, yes. And your king, Henry VIII, got it from Cardinal Wolsey whispering in his ear.

Natalia: That is not, I believe, founded in fact. But from kissing, most decidedly; and from towels, and from cups.

Sally: And of course screwing.

Natalia: Screw-ing, please?

Sally: Oh, uh...

[thinking]

Sally: fornication.

Natalia: For-ni-ca-tion?

Sally: Oh, uh, Bri, darling, what is the German word?

Brian Roberts: I don't remember.

Sally: [thinking] Oh... um... oh yes!

Brian Roberts: Oh, no...

Sally: Bumsen!

Natalia: [appalled] Oh.

Brian Roberts: That would be the one German word you pronounce perfectly.

Sally: Well, I ought to. I spent the entire afternoon bumsening like mad with this ghastly old producer who promised to get me a contract.

[pause]

Sally: Gin, Miss Landauer?
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Re: Immortal lines from the movies (esp.Hollywood)
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2017, 04:27:11 PM »
'Klaatu barada nikto': The Day the Earth Stood Still.
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Re: Immortal lines from the movies (esp.Hollywood)
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2017, 05:01:28 PM »
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.   ...... Life of Brian.
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Re: Immortal lines from the movies (esp.Hollywood)
« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2017, 09:47:57 AM »
'Oh Jerry, don't lets ask for the moon. We have the stars.'

Bette Davis - Now Voyager
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Re: Immortal lines from the movies (esp.Hollywood)
« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2017, 08:41:28 AM »
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And when you find the time I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!" - The Thing
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