You have to give people citizenship questions, especially brown people. For example:
1. What does the Yorkshire dialect word 'ginnel' mean?
2. Why have white people conquered the world?
3. Do you prefer white or black as colours?
4. What is the pub in Coronation St?
5. Why did Jesus die for you?
6. Was Jesus really white, or pale sepia?
Answers:
1. We use the word 'tenfoot', around here. Those who use 'ginnel' are foreigners.
2. Superiority. Most of the useful ones were from Yorkshire. The rest don't count.
3. Any colour at all apart from red. We don't like red roses around here, y'know.
4. Should never have been named the Rover's Return. 'The Hull Cheese' would have done fine.
5. So that I could be born in Yorkshire, of course.
6. I see him as sort of off white probably because he was weather beaten from all that Yorkshire weather...a bit like Compo, really, with whippets up his trousers, and wearing wellies. He's part of the trinity, Earnshaw, the father, Jesus, the son, and the Holy Ale, Timothy Taylors from Keighley, which blends all three very well indeed, as I personally can vouch for.
None of this foreigner malarkey for me, especially those down south, and further up north, and those across the Pennines..oh, and not forgetting the yellowbellies from Lincolnshire.