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Re: Quoting Jesus
« Reply #350 on: July 27, 2017, 09:50:33 PM »
I suspect he's not the only one. 'We' appears to include Vlad too.

... who, it appears, is lying low for a while. Perhaps he's on vlacation.
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Re: Quoting Jesus
« Reply #351 on: July 27, 2017, 10:55:59 PM »
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What the witnesses in the crowd may or may not have seen and may or may not have concluded from what they saw is of no consequence.  Pilate needed confirmation that Jesus was dead before giving permission for the body to be handed over for burial.  This confirmation he obtained from the Centurion tasked with overseeing the crucifixion, who would have been in very close proximity.  He almost certainly would have seen much violent death and many crucifixions.  He also had no emotional involvement in the proceedings.  While this does not eliminate the possibility that he made a mistake it certainly reduces the likelihood substantially.

But that’s not the point. You may think that it reduces the likelihood of a mistake substantially, and you may also think the same of the various other real world possibilities. The point though is that they cannot be eliminated entirely – ie, they are possibilities nonetheless. The soldier for example would not have had the technology to check brain stem activity, no matter how much death (or apparent death) he'd seen. Thus the conviction that a real resurrection occurred is necessarily a probabilistic one and so certainty on the matter is impossible.

Now as to the separate matter of how you’d weigh the probability of a supernatural cause against the probabilities of the various natural ones, that’s anyone’s guess. You might as well argue that brainwashing stork theory is more probable than natural childbirth theory given the unfeasible complexity of the latter – there’s simply no way to calculate the probability of supernatural claims of any kind.
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Re: Quoting Jesus
« Reply #352 on: July 27, 2017, 11:04:34 PM »
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The reason I said it is silly is because it was a professional soldier who carried it out, and with the express purpose of making sure he was dead, at that.
Besides all of Jeremy's posts are divinely inspired.

Nope. See my reply to DaveM.

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The mistake theory: well they knew it was Jesus who was killed - they'd spent three years with him. Clearly he was dead, and the tomb was empty on the Sunday - they had watched his burial so they would know where the tomb was when they returned. Did they see an apparition? No, it was a real body that could ingest food.
They knew it was him on the Sunday because he showed them his injuries.
So the only remaining possibility is Gordon's suggestion that the apparent honesty displayed in the gospels is fabricated, ie all the admissions of failure to understand, hard heartedness etc.
But that would be equivalent to lies, since they claim it to be a true account. And we have dismissed lies.
It's looking more like a true and accurate story by the day.


That’s not the only remaining possibility at all – you can dismiss various possible answers as unlikely if you want to, but unlikely and impossible are not the same thing.

What that means is that, only on the balance of probabilities, you have decided that a real resurrection more likely happened than not. That is, you have no basis for certainty at all.

As for how you’d calculate the probability of a supernatural cause against various natural ones, that’s a matter for you to explain.
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« Reply #353 on: July 28, 2017, 08:29:03 AM »
We must also remember it's in the 'christians' best interest to keep alive any myth or story of an Arisen Christ, eh ???
It's like in Islam where you can lie for a so-called 'better' purpose ?!!?!? ;) :o

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Re: Quoting Jesus
« Reply #354 on: July 28, 2017, 02:43:51 PM »
DaveM,
But that’s not the point.
BHS, Your post 358.

Well not as far off the point as your suggestion, which implied that the primary source of evidence that Jesus was already dead was the testimony of witnesses observing from a distance, rather than the far superior testimony of a close up inspection by a Roman Centurion who had witnessed many crucifixions and much violent death.

But perhaps even more to the point is that many of the posts in this thread suggest that Jesus did not die on the cross but was only in a temporary coma from which He soon recovered and was able to then appear to His followers in a sufficient state of normality to convince them that He had risen from the dead.

I am sure that most posters are reasonably familiar with the process of scourging and crucifixion but for completeness sake just a reminder.

Scourging was a normal prelude to every Roman execution.  The usual instrument was a short whip with several single or braided leather thongs of variable lengths, in which small iron balls or sharp pieces of sheep bones were tied at intervals.  For scourging, the man was stripped of his clothing, and his hands were tied to an upright post.  The back, buttocks, and legs were flogged by either one or two soldiers who alternated positions.  The severity of the scourging depended on their disposition.  The intent was to weaken the victim to a state just short of collapse or death.  As the scourging proceeded the force, of the iron balls would cause deep contusions, while the leather thongs and sheep bones would cut into the skin and subcutaneous tissues.  Then, as the flogging continued, the lacerations would tear into the underlying skeletal muscles and produce quivering ribbons of bleeding flesh.  Pain and blood loss generally set the stage for circulatory shock.  The extent of blood loss may well have determined how long the victim would survive on the cross.

We are not told how severely Jesus was scourged but it certainly left Him too weak to be able to carry the cross beam of the cross.

Crucifixion then followed when large nails (non-sterile and probably somewhat rusty) were hammered through the victims hands (wrists?) and feet (ankles?) splintering bone as they were driven home.  Finally in Jesus case a Roman spear, with a substantial stabbing tip, was plunged into His side.  This was a fairly common procedure (thought to be intended to penetrate the heart) to insure the victim was indeed dead before the body was handed over for burial.

Even if taken down from the cross before death very few victims are likely to have survived for very long subsequent to such an experience.  Death from shock, cardiac arrest or, on a somewhat longer time scale, septicaemia would all have been quite likely.

To suggest that within 48 hours of the crucifixion Jesus had not only come out of a come but had made such an almost immediate recovery as to appear to be perfectly normal and in good health, to such an extent that His followers were convinced that He had risen from the dead is, in my view, taking the art of the gullible to new heights.

In my view trying to use this approach as a plausible naturalistic explanation for the events of Calvary leaks like a sieve.  Try some of the other approaches, such as the view that Jesus was never crucified at all, as a substitute was found in His place at the last minute.       

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Re: Quoting Jesus
« Reply #355 on: July 28, 2017, 03:18:06 PM »
It seems to me rather strange that there are not independent contemporaneous accounts written about Jesus, if he was in reality anything like what was claimed about him by the gospel writers.

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Re: Quoting Jesus
« Reply #356 on: July 28, 2017, 03:24:29 PM »
I keep saying this - if Jesus caused so much trouble for the Jews AND the Romans why is there absolutely NOTHING anywhere else apart from a dodgy set of different authors' writings.???

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« Reply #357 on: July 28, 2017, 03:35:17 PM »
Josephus is trotted out as an independent author, but apparently he wasn't born until after Jesus had died.

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Re: Quoting Jesus
« Reply #358 on: July 28, 2017, 05:10:31 PM »
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Well not as far off the point as your suggestion, which implied that the primary source of evidence that Jesus was already dead was the testimony of witnesses observing from a distance, rather than the far superior testimony of a close up inspection by a Roman Centurion who had witnessed many crucifixions and much violent death.

That wasn’t my primary point though. Rather my primary point was that you have no means of eliminating at least the possibilities of various naturalistic explanations so, at best, all you could say is: “On the balance of probabilities, I think a resurrection is the most likely of the available explanations”. Any certainty you might want to express about that is solely a matter of personal faith - which is fine for you, but epistemically worthless.

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But perhaps even more to the point is that many of the posts in this thread suggest that Jesus did not die on the cross but was only in a temporary coma from which He soon recovered and was able to then appear to His followers in a sufficient state of normality to convince them that He had risen from the dead.

I am sure that most posters are reasonably familiar with the process of scourging and crucifixion but for completeness sake just a reminder.

Scourging was a normal prelude to every Roman execution.  The usual instrument was a short whip with several single or braided leather thongs of variable lengths, in which small iron balls or sharp pieces of sheep bones were tied at intervals.  For scourging, the man was stripped of his clothing, and his hands were tied to an upright post.  The back, buttocks, and legs were flogged by either one or two soldiers who alternated positions.  The severity of the scourging depended on their disposition.  The intent was to weaken the victim to a state just short of collapse or death.  As the scourging proceeded the force, of the iron balls would cause deep contusions, while the leather thongs and sheep bones would cut into the skin and subcutaneous tissues.  Then, as the flogging continued, the lacerations would tear into the underlying skeletal muscles and produce quivering ribbons of bleeding flesh.  Pain and blood loss generally set the stage for circulatory shock.  The extent of blood loss may well have determined how long the victim would survive on the cross.

We are not told how severely Jesus was scourged but it certainly left Him too weak to be able to carry the cross beam of the cross.

Crucifixion then followed when large nails (non-sterile and probably somewhat rusty) were hammered through the victims hands (wrists?) and feet (ankles?) splintering bone as they were driven home.  Finally in Jesus case a Roman spear, with a substantial stabbing tip, was plunged into His side.  This was a fairly common procedure (thought to be intended to penetrate the heart) to insure the victim was indeed dead before the body was handed over for burial.

Even if taken down from the cross before death very few victims are likely to have survived for very long subsequent to such an experience.  Death from shock, cardiac arrest or, on a somewhat longer time scale, septicaemia would all have been quite likely.

Yes they would have been. But “quite likely” and “certain” are not the same thing. That’s the point. I don’t claim surviving crucifixion as some kind of pet theory – rather I just include it as one of quite a long lost of possible naturalistic explanations that cannot be eliminated.

To put it another way, you may as well have described in equally gruesome detail what happens when someone is put in a cabinet, sawn in two and then re-connected.   

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To suggest that within 48 hours of the crucifixion Jesus had not only come out of a come but had made such an almost immediate recovery as to appear to be perfectly normal and in good health, to such an extent that His followers were convinced that He had risen from the dead is, in my view, taking the art of the gullible to new heights.

In your view no doubt it would be, but you’ve taken a great deal on faith to get to that point – that it happened at all, that the (non-contemporaneous) records of it were accurately made, re-told and translated, that no later embellishments were added, that there was no switcheroo of the personnel involved, that etc etc. Any of these assumptions could though easily be mistaken, which is why the claim fails the basic tests of historicity and so is confined to RE rather than taught in history lessons.

Or to put it another way, what do you think you know that historians don’t?

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In my view trying to use this approach as a plausible naturalistic explanation for the events of Calvary leaks like a sieve.  Try some of the other approaches, such as the view that Jesus was never crucified at all, as a substitute was found in His place at the last minute.

In your view they might leak like a sieve, but absent a method to evaluate the probability of a supernatural cause against the probabilities of various naturalistic ones that view remains a personal faith position only.       
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Re: Quoting Jesus
« Reply #359 on: July 28, 2017, 06:19:23 PM »
I smell a contradiction.

Spot the difference between:
[...]many of the posts in this thread suggest that Jesus did not die on the cross but was only in a temporary coma from which He soon recovered and was able to then appear to His followers in a sufficient state of normality to convince them that He had risen from the dead.

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To suggest that within 48 hours of the crucifixion Jesus had not only come out of a come [sic] but had made such an almost immediate recovery as to appear to be perfectly normal and in good health, to such an extent that His followers were convinced that He had risen from the dead 
'Sufficiently normal' and 'perfectly normal' are hardly the same, yet you've glided and elided neatly from the former to the latter.

Did Jesus appear 'sufficiently normal' or 'perfectly normal'?

I don't know why I'm asking - it's not as though you were there.
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Re: Quoting Jesus
« Reply #360 on: July 28, 2017, 06:35:20 PM »
The mistake theory: well they knew it was Jesus who was killed - they'd spent three years with him. Clearly he was dead, and the tomb was empty on the Sunday - they had watched his burial so they would know where the tomb was when they returned. Did they see an apparition? No, it was a real body that could ingest food.
They knew it was him on the Sunday because he showed them his injuries.
So the only remaining possibility is Gordon's suggestion that the apparent honesty displayed in the gospels is fabricated, ie all the admissions of failure to understand, hard heartedness etc.
But that would be equivalent to lies, since they claim it to be a true account. And we have dismissed lies.
It's looking more like a true and accurate story by the day.

I've nit read allthis thread so this may have been covered but maybe the author  believed what they were writting was accurate but the sources they based the accounts on may have been inaccurate due to false memories, embellishment etc

You mention that the detail of the spear in the side was common practise so perhaps the flow of water in this case was a detail added at some point as people remembered and talked about the events and embellished them uninntentionally or unknowingly. This is something which often happens when telling people about events one has witnessed or been involved in - eye witness accounts are notoriously inaccurate.

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Re: Quoting Jesus
« Reply #361 on: July 28, 2017, 07:18:12 PM »
I smell a contradiction.

Spot the difference between:
and
'Sufficiently normal' and 'perfectly normal' are hardly the same, yet you've glided and elided neatly from the former to the latter.

Did Jesus appear 'sufficiently normal' or 'perfectly normal'?

I don't know why I'm asking - it's not as though you were there.
I think your olfactory senses have gone into overdrive.

If Jesus had somehow survived scourging and crucifixion then two days later He would still have been an absolute physical wreck and both those phrases would have been light years away from describing reality.

This is a discussion forum not a legal courtroom.

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Re: Quoting Jesus
« Reply #362 on: July 28, 2017, 07:30:26 PM »
I think your olfactory senses have gone into overdrive.

If Jesus had somehow survived scourging and crucifixion then two days later He would still have been an absolute physical wreck and both those phrases would have been light years away from describing reality.
How do you know?

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This is a discussion forum not a legal courtroom.
Since courtrooms deal in evidence, and you and your kind do not, I hardly need reminding of that painful disparity.
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Re: Quoting Jesus
« Reply #363 on: July 28, 2017, 10:00:54 PM »
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If Jesus had somehow survived scourging and crucifixion then two days later He would still have been an absolute physical wreck and both those phrases would have been light years away from describing reality.

If there ever was a Jesus, if that same Jesus was crucified, if that same Jesus was seen three days later, if the accounts written down long afterwards were accurate, if the re-tellings weren’t embellished, if the translations were precisely faithful to the meanings of the prior languages, if what people thought they saw was actually what they did see, if there was some way to eliminate honest mistake given the evidential limitations of the time, if if if

…then, but only then, would there be something worth considering. As there’s no way to ascertain that every one of those ifs along the way was in fact the case though all that leaves you is personal faith.

Which is fine so far as it goes, but only for you.     
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Re: Quoting Jesus
« Reply #364 on: July 29, 2017, 11:13:16 AM »
As we know, faith is not a reliable path to truth!
I see gullible people, everywhere!

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Re: Quoting Jesus
« Reply #365 on: August 02, 2017, 11:59:20 AM »
I've nit read allthis thread so this may have been covered but maybe the author  believed what they were writting was accurate but the sources they based the accounts on may have been inaccurate due to false memories, embellishment etc

You mention that the detail of the spear in the side was common practise so perhaps the flow of water in this case was a detail added at some point as people remembered and talked about the events and embellished them uninntentionally or unknowingly. This is something which often happens when telling people about events one has witnessed or been involved in - eye witness accounts are notoriously inaccurate.
Maeght,
I was just wondering if you'd read the verse directly after that one - it's  John 19:35?

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« Reply #366 on: August 02, 2017, 12:04:13 PM »
The one who saw this has testified, and his testimony is true. He knows he is telling the truth so that you, too, may believe, John 19v35


Just because its says it is true, doesn't mean it is!
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« Reply #367 on: August 02, 2017, 12:09:19 PM »
Maeght,
I was just wondering if you'd read the verse directly after that one - it's  John 19:35?

I've read it, yes, but don't see that it takes anything away from my point.

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« Reply #368 on: August 02, 2017, 12:16:00 PM »
The one who saw this has testified, and his testimony is true. He knows he is telling the truth so that you, too, may believe, John 19v35


Just because its says it is true, doesn't mean it is!
"It's true because somebody absolutely insists that it is" - is this really the level that some people are reduced to?
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« Reply #369 on: August 02, 2017, 12:17:09 PM »
"It's true because somebody absolutely insists that it is" - is this really the level that some people are reduced to?

Yep!

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« Reply #370 on: August 02, 2017, 07:04:10 PM »
Good. The idea that he didn't die is silly.
See post 300. You could probably open the pages of the gospels at random and find an example of their honesty. Example, John 4:32 where they are rebutted by Jesus. This rebuttal is a continual feature of the accounts, and stresses the disciples' lack of understanding or faith.
But if the stories are fictional, honesty portrayed therein is fictional too.

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You seem happy with the reliability of material that doesn't claim anything supernatural, such as that Jesus died.
Sorry to give that impression. I do not believe that any of the gospel material is reliable. I agree that Jesus died because everybody born at that time is dead now. I agree that it is plausible that he was executed for being a trouble maker because that is what happened to trouble makers in those days. The evidential bar is not very high.

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John ran faster than Peter to the tomb. Or Mark 4:36, where they cross the lake and Jesus calms a storm. There is an eyewitness detail adde
Who is the eye witness? Where is his or her actual testimony (as opposed to the retelling from a few decades later)?
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« Reply #371 on: August 02, 2017, 07:05:59 PM »
What the witnesses in the crowd may or may not have seen and may or may not have concluded from what they saw is of no consequence.  Pilate needed confirmation that Jesus was dead before giving permission for the body to be handed over for burial.  This confirmation he obtained from the Centurion tasked with overseeing the crucifixion, who would have been in very close proximity.  He almost certainly would have seen much violent death and many crucifixions.  He also had no emotional involvement in the proceedings.  While this does not eliminate the possibility that he made a mistake it certainly reduces the likelihood substantially.

Please cite your source for this claim, or are you just making it up?
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« Reply #372 on: August 02, 2017, 07:16:07 PM »
"It's true because somebody absolutely insists that it is" - is this really the level that some people are reduced to?

I tend to think it's more suspicious if a story has a device like this in it. It's often used as a framing device for fictional novels. See, for example 633 Squadron and The Eagle Has Landed. Also, the Da Vinci Code has a statement at the front that all the artefact descriptions are genuine. That doesn't make any part of the novel true.
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« Reply #373 on: August 02, 2017, 09:12:28 PM »

But if the tories are fictional, honesty portrayed therein is fictional too.


I do hope that this is a mistype!
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« Reply #374 on: August 03, 2017, 12:09:55 AM »
I do hope that this is a mistype!
If the Tories were fictional, we might be in a better place right now.
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