Author Topic: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?  (Read 8134 times)

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Re: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?
« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2017, 04:04:23 PM »
That's a step on the way to John Shelby Spong
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Re: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?
« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2017, 04:40:43 PM »
That's a step on the way to John Shelby Spong, who thinks that the Resurrection and the Ascension were originally one 'metaphorical' event, which later became differentiated and given literal narratives.

Not at all. All I'm saying is that something can be both literal and an allegory or metaphor. This has been the approach from the very beginning. Therefore one can view the flood, for example, as being a real event but also see it as an allegory for baptism and the Church.
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Re: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?
« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2017, 12:09:05 PM »
Not at all. All I'm saying is that something can be both literal and an allegory or metaphor. This has been the approach from the very beginning. Therefore one can view the flood, for example, as being a real event but also see it as an allegory for baptism and the Church.

I don't get that?

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Re: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?
« Reply #28 on: July 25, 2017, 12:18:02 PM »
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Re: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?
« Reply #29 on: July 25, 2017, 12:44:35 PM »
Not at all. All I'm saying is that something can be both literal and an allegory or metaphor. This has been the approach from the very beginning. Therefore one can view the flood, for example, as being a real event but also see it as an allegory for baptism and the Church.

Well one could, but it'd be a bit of a stretch.

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Re: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?
« Reply #30 on: July 25, 2017, 01:16:39 PM »
Well one could, but it'd be a bit of a stretch.

Not really. St. Paul does exactly that.
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Re: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?
« Reply #31 on: July 25, 2017, 02:04:35 PM »
Not really. St. Paul does exactly that.

Stretching the truth, you mean?

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Re: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?
« Reply #32 on: July 25, 2017, 02:12:30 PM »
Stretching the truth, you mean?

In Paul's case it seems he added his own hellenic-inspired theological take on the life of Jesus to the OT stories.

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Re: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?
« Reply #33 on: July 26, 2017, 12:12:02 PM »
In Paul's case it seems he added his own hellenic-inspired theological take on the life of Jesus to the OT stories.

Ever read the Epistle of James? It has a quite different message to Paul's epistles.

It is traditionally considered to be the work of James the Righteous, brother of Jesus.

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Re: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?
« Reply #34 on: July 26, 2017, 01:42:25 PM »
Ever read the Epistle of James? It has a quite different message to Paul's epistles.

It is traditionally considered to be the work of James the Righteous, brother of Jesus.

That is only a tradition with nothing to back it up.

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Re: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?
« Reply #35 on: July 26, 2017, 04:29:28 PM »
Ever read the Epistle of James? It has a quite different message to Paul's epistles.

It is traditionally considered to be the work of James the Righteous, brother of Jesus.

Quite a thorn in Luther's flesh. All about works, and Paul all about faith.
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Re: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?
« Reply #36 on: August 02, 2017, 04:28:50 PM »
Not really. St. Paul does exactly that.

St Peter, wasn't it?  St Paul thought the Israelites passing through the Dead Sea unscathed prefigured baptism (though since the point of the OT story was that they didn't get a good old soaking, the allegory seems quite loose).
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Re: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?
« Reply #37 on: August 02, 2017, 05:08:15 PM »
MMM
Well... there's never ever been ANY proof of Jesus even existing so to send him off to 'heaven' is the final nail in the coffin, so to speak.

Although there never WAS a coffin !!! LOL

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Re: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?
« Reply #38 on: August 02, 2017, 05:10:50 PM »
MMM
Well... there's never ever been ANY proof of Jesus even existing so to send him off to 'heaven' is the final nail in the coffin, so to speak.

Although there never WAS a coffin !!! LOL

You mean to use evidence here instead of proof and in terms of the existence of  a preacher called Jesus in early CE around the 'Holy Land', then the NT does amount to evidence.
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Re: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?
« Reply #39 on: August 02, 2017, 05:14:55 PM »

Not really. St. Paul does exactly that.


Now how about a comment from a Christian on the "Charlie Grad and God" thread? 
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Re: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?
« Reply #40 on: August 02, 2017, 05:15:27 PM »

You're always whingeing about God not helping out and when God does your whinge about that too.

Goddodging Shakes?


Now how about a comment from a Christian on the "Charlie Grad and God" thread? 
The Holy Bible, probably the most diabolical work of fiction ever to be visited upon mankind.

An it harm none, do what you will; an it harm some, do what you must!

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Re: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?
« Reply #41 on: August 02, 2017, 05:23:12 PM »
Now how about a comment from a Christian on the "Charlie Grad and God" thread?
Not going to happen in near future

http://www.religionethics.co.uk/index.php?topic=6939.50

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Re: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?
« Reply #42 on: August 02, 2017, 05:30:17 PM »
Now how about a comment from a Christian on the "Charlie Grad and God" thread?
just to note that you have had 2 comments from Christians on that thread.

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Re: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?
« Reply #43 on: August 02, 2017, 06:37:47 PM »

 just to note that you have had 2 comments from Christians on that thread.


Which two?

If one was Spud I am still awaiting his explanation of an extremely cryptic (to me anyway) comment.
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Re: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?
« Reply #44 on: August 02, 2017, 06:43:52 PM »
Which two?

If one was Spud I am still awaiting his explanation of an extremely cryptic (to me anyway) comment.
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Re: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?
« Reply #45 on: August 02, 2017, 08:00:10 PM »
You mean to use evidence here instead of proof and in terms of the existence of  a preacher called Jesus in early CE around the 'Holy Land', then the NT does amount to evidence.

So the Quran proves all of Islam is true because IT exists ?!!?!? :o

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Re: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?
« Reply #46 on: August 02, 2017, 08:03:14 PM »
So the Quran proves all of Islam is true because IT exists ?!!?!? :o
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Re: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?
« Reply #47 on: August 02, 2017, 08:15:37 PM »
If the less than credible story of the resurrection of Jesus is true, why didn't he stay down here on earth instead of disappearing skywards?

If only the 'saved' go to heaven, and the rest end up burning in the fires of hell for all eternity, surely it is most unfair of Jesus not to be doing his bit down here convincing everyone he is all that the gospel writers claim he is.

I have asked this question many times over the years, but have never had a sensible answer from Biblical literalists.

Christians believe, according to the Gospels, Jesus said the Holy Spirit would come, so he is with us, & that happened at Pentecost.

From John 14
 However, the helper, the Holy Spirit, whom the Father will send in my name, will teach you everything. He will remind you of everything that I have ever told you.


So the Quran proves all of Islam is true because IT exists ?!!?!? :o

Evidence not proof !!@*** ;)
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Re: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?
« Reply #48 on: August 02, 2017, 08:46:48 PM »


Evidence not proof !!@*** ;)

It isn't evidence that 'all' Islam is true either. It is evidence to historic events, as in the methodological naturalistic approach of the study of history. In the absence of a methodology for supernatural claims or moral pronouncements, it isn't evidence for those.

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Re: Why did Jesus disappear up to heaven?
« Reply #49 on: August 02, 2017, 08:48:12 PM »
Yes indeed.
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