The more you read about this, the more utterly pathetic it becomes, and it started as being as pathetic as a tiny mouse squeaking the Pathetique, caught in the world's biggest mousetrap. This is apparently a tactical solution because they didn't want to come up with a 'botched comprehensive plan'. And while an outright admittance of ineptitude and your inability to do any form of sensible plan might be understandable, we have a random collection of stuff such as non ban ban which won't happen until everyone is dead and is therefore not tactical, and some other stuff that we actually have no idea what it might be so isn't a solution.
To be fair, all of the colossal crapitudinousness is hidden under the big non ban ban. I can only presume that they had a 'brain' storming session where someone said we're could plan to ban cars like the French, and when it was pointed out that that wasn't happening until the 12th of feckin nevety, just decided it would work as a distraction.
'If we just say we will do it, people will start shouting that we will only take their diesel from their cold dead poisoned by pollution hands, and they won't notice that all we are doing is making Michael Gove attempt to cure diesel cars by rubbing their exhaust, and telling it to go and pollute no more'
