Oh FFS has nobody got a sense of humour?
Well seemingly if you live in London then the answer is no!
So I humbly apologise to all Londoners present and past, anyone who has travelled to London, has read a book about or pertaining to London, had seen a bit of London in a photograph or in a film or documentary and especially to anybody who has watched The Bill or even EastEnders!
Alright guvs?