My Kingdom is Not of This World

[Harrowby Hall]

I think that we are up against the limits of Jesus' accurate scientific powers here. The best he could do was change water into wine.

You need a lot more righteousness than Jesus had to be able to change water into Laphroaig ...

[NicholasMarks]

Then you are not a follower of Jesus who seemed to like his booze very much indeed. Laphroaig is a Scottish whisky.

Thanks for that Floo...I don't drink a lot...just the  occasional pint.and perhaps like Jesus, at the occasional wedding.

[floo]

Thanks for that Floo...I don't drink a lot...just the  occasional pint.and perhaps like Jesus, at the occasional wedding.

I think the guy drank on a very regular basis if the gospels are correct, he even insisted wine was part of the sacrament.

[Walter]

That's true Seb...what it tells us is that, just like Christianity, people can be led by Almighty God and by tyrants at the same time. Breaking away from those tyrants though requires righteousness...the pure and accurate 'word' of Jesus Christ...because it is science based and teaches us how to get that deluge of sludge off the brain and other sensitive organs, allowing a much purer blood to flow through our veins. An absolute imperative if we want everlasting life.

Nick

why are so certain abut your beliefs , do you ever think you might have got it wrong?

[Anchorman]

I think that we are up against the limits of Jesus' accurate scientific powers here. The best he could do was change water into wine.

You need a lot more righteousness than Jesus had to be able to change water into Laphroaig ...

One of the many things I love about the LORD is that He wasn't averse to parties!

[Anchorman]

Thanks for that Floo...I don't drink a lot...just the  occasional pint.and perhaps like Jesus, at the occasional wedding.

You think the only time the LORD drank was at a wedding?
So, you haven't actually read the Bible, then?

[floo]

You think the only time the LORD drank was at a wedding?
So, you haven't actually read the Bible, then?

When NM reads the Bible he wears a special pair of specs so that nothing diverts him from his interpretation of it.

[NicholasMarks]

When NM reads the Bible he wears a special pair of specs so that nothing diverts him from his interpretation of it.

My interpretation of the Holy Bible, Floo, states that the whole universe sprung into existence at Almighty God's behest from a superabundant, dynamic energy, which, when travelling at the speed of the expanding universe crashes with multiple forces that whipped it all into galaxy sized clouds, with galaxy sized hurricanes, that created many solar sized tornadoes, each feeding off the core of each galaxial cloud, and whipped up solar balls of denser energy up their columns, and distributed them around the galaxy until it ran out of steam, whilst simultaneously doing the same or similar things within tiny electric clusters inside these many star formations and which manifested themselves as atoms...many atoms, controlled by their higgs-fields, which erupted from the clashing forces within, and the gravitational forces, that clash with each other when these two universal dimensions come together. More than that...I just suggest that many hidden scientific principles can be identified here...but following Jesus, accurately, enters us into the best science that can be extracted from the universe.

[Walter]

My interpretation of the Holy Bible, Floo, states that the whole universe sprung into existence at Almighty God's behest from a superabundant, dynamic energy, which, when travelling at the speed of the expanding universe crashes with multiple forces that whipped it all into galaxy sized clouds, with galaxy sized hurricanes, that created many solar sized tornadoes, each feeding off the core of each galaxial cloud, and whipped up solar balls of denser energy up their columns, and distributed them around the galaxy until it ran out of steam, whilst simultaneously doing the same or similar things within tiny electric clusters inside these many star formations and which manifested themselves as atoms...many atoms, controlled by their higgs-fields, which erupted from the clashing forces within, and the gravitational forces, that clash with each other when these two universal dimensions come together. More than that...I just suggest that many hidden scientific principles can be identified here...but following Jesus, accurately, enters us into the best science that can be extracted from the universe.

well fuck me, I wasted my time at university then.

[floo]

My interpretation of the Holy Bible, Floo, states that the whole universe sprung into existence at Almighty God's behest from a superabundant, dynamic energy, which, when travelling at the speed of the expanding universe crashes with multiple forces that whipped it all into galaxy sized clouds, with galaxy sized hurricanes, that created many solar sized tornadoes, each feeding off the core of each galaxial cloud, and whipped up solar balls of denser energy up their columns, and distributed them around the galaxy until it ran out of steam, whilst simultaneously doing the same or similar things within tiny electric clusters inside these many star formations and which manifested themselves as atoms...many atoms, controlled by their higgs-fields, which erupted from the clashing forces within, and the gravitational forces, that clash with each other when these two universal dimensions come together. More than that...I just suggest that many hidden scientific principles can be identified here...but following Jesus, accurately, enters us into the best science that can be extracted from the universe.

NM I rest my case!

[Harrowby Hall]

Floo and Walter

Not for the first time, when reading this topic, I have wondered whether Nicholas Marks isn't just a highly inventive wind-up merchant who has devised a little comic world by dreaming up ridiculous scenarios based around "righteous", "science" and "accurate". By keeping an apparent straight face while using his random word generator he is able to manipulate our responses to the incredible universe he has created.

Of course, he'll never tell us - and a good thing too ...

[ippy]

My interpretation of the Holy Bible, Floo, states that the whole universe sprung into existence at Almighty God's behest from a superabundant, dynamic energy, which, when travelling at the speed of the expanding universe crashes with multiple forces that whipped it all into galaxy sized clouds, with galaxy sized hurricanes, that created many solar sized tornadoes, each feeding off the core of each galaxial cloud, and whipped up solar balls of denser energy up their columns, and distributed them around the galaxy until it ran out of steam, whilst simultaneously doing the same or similar things within tiny electric clusters inside these many star formations and which manifested themselves as atoms...many atoms, controlled by their higgs-fields, which erupted from the clashing forces within, and the gravitational forces, that clash with each other when these two universal dimensions come together. More than that...I just suggest that many hidden scientific principles can be identified here...but following Jesus, accurately, enters us into the best science that can be extracted from the universe.

Hi there Nick I know that you mean well but all of this religious stuff you keep coming out with, I can remember from when you last did a few posts on the forum you never did supply anything that would of evidentially supported your belief in this he she or it figure you like to refer to as god.

Where you were asked in the past for evidence on this god subject you in effect indicated that god is the proof of god, you actually used various quotes from the bible as though you were saying the bible proves the bible, I realise nobody is quite as nutty as that and you must have made a mistake saying the bible proves the bible, now I just wondered if between now and the last lot of postings you were making if you had found anything that would stand up to scrutiny that would also prove for good and all this god of yours really does exist?

I look forward to reading your answer, only there are so many religionists like your good self that don't answer this sort of question and I'm sure your not one of the silent ones that refuse to answer awkward questions of this nature.

All the best to you Nick ippy

[Walter]

Floo and Walter

Not for the first time, when reading this topic, I have wondered whether Nicholas Marks isn't just a highly inventive wind-up merchant who has devised a little comic world by dreaming up ridiculous scenarios based around "righteous", "science" and "accurate". By keeping an apparent straight face while using his random word generator he is able to manipulate our responses to the incredible universe he has created.

Of course, he'll never tell us - and a good thing too ...

Yep, I think you're right HH . Its all far too ridiculous not to be a wind up ..

well done Nick

[floo]

Floo and Walter

Not for the first time, when reading this topic, I have wondered whether Nicholas Marks isn't just a highly inventive wind-up merchant who has devised a little comic world by dreaming up ridiculous scenarios based around "righteous", "science" and "accurate". By keeping an apparent straight face while using his random word generator he is able to manipulate our responses to the incredible universe he has created.

Of course, he'll never tell us - and a good thing too ...

I have considered the possibility of NM being a WUM, but I think as sad as it is he genuinely believes he is in possession of the 'truth', however crazy the rest of us believe his POV to be. I probably shouldn't respond to his posts, but it is very hard to resist doing so.

[SusanDoris]

Nichlas Marks

I have read about a dozen of your words here and there, mainly because I am listening to others' responses, but I thought I might just point out, very politely of course, that the phrase 'the universe sprumng', should have been 'the universe sprang'.  I wouldn't want you to, you know, get something slightly wrong!!

[Anchorman]

For crying out loud, Susan, don't tellhim he isn't being "accurate".....!

[SusanDoris]

For crying out loud, Susan, don't tellhim he isn't being "accurate".....!

Actually, just catching up this morning, I hear that I misspelt his name!!!

[Robbie]

Nichlas Marks

I have read about a dozen of your words here and there, mainly because I am listening to others' responses, but I thought I might just point out, very politely of course, that the phrase 'the universe sprumng', should have been 'the universe sprang'.  I wouldn't want you to, you know, get something slightly wrong!!

  An orgasmic explosion no less!  The earth certainly moved.

[NicholasMarks]

Nichlas Marks

I have read about a dozen of your words here and there, mainly because I am listening to others' responses, but I thought I might just point out, very politely of course, that the phrase 'the universe sprumng', should have been 'the universe sprang'.  I wouldn't want you to, you know, get something slightly wrong!!

You are of course correct Susan. I use a number of different computers and my least favourite is a tablet that can jump to a new place on the page whilst writing. I check for these errors but obviously don't always spot them...but, at least, you got the gist.

[ippy]

So no answer for post 136 then, the one on on this thread?

If you do decide to answer don't forget it'd be daft to try and back up the bible from the bible.

I haven't known of a religionist anywhere any time that has been able to answer a question like the one on post 136 on this thread yet, let's see if you con be the first Nick?

ippy

[NicholasMarks]

Hi there Nick I know that you mean well but all of this religious stuff you keep coming out with, I can remember from when you last did a few posts on the forum you never did supply anything that would of evidentially supported your belief in this he she or it figure you like to refer to as god.

Where you were asked in the past for evidence on this god subject you in effect indicated that god is the proof of god, you actually used various quotes from the bible as though you were saying the bible proves the bible, I realise nobody is quite as nutty as that and you must have made a mistake saying the bible proves the bible, now I just wondered if between now and the last lot of postings you were making if you had found anything that would stand up to scrutiny that would also prove for good and all this god of yours really does exist?

I look forward to reading your answer, only there are so many religionists like your good self that don't answer this sort of question and I'm sure your not one of the silent ones that refuse to answer awkward questions of this nature.

All the best to you Nick ippy

What I am saying ippy is that I have discovered that the universe...or at least all its mass and all its invisible energy is in fact a wonderful, invisible, superabundant dynamic energy, and that Albert Einstein, Jesus Christ and Almighty God had grasped this point and tried to distribute this knowledge in their own ways...that is why you need to try as well...but I can help you if you righteously get stuck and ask in a righteous way...but I'm not too hopeful.

[floo]

What I am saying ippy is that I have discovered that the universe...or at least all its mass and all its invisible energy is in fact a wonderful, invisible, superabundant dynamic energy, and that Albert Einstein, Jesus Christ and Almighty God had grasped this point and tried to distribute this knowledge in their own ways...that is why you need to try as well...but I can help you if you righteously get stuck and ask in a righteous way...but I'm not too hopeful.

And where did you make that discovery? Science and dynamic energy are not mentioned in the Bible.

[Nearly Sane]

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[Anchorman]

Albert Einstien, Jesus Christ and Almighty God?
Well, it's a trinity, I suppose......

[Walter]

What I am saying ippy is that I have discovered that the universe...or at least all its mass and all its invisible energy is in fact a wonderful, invisible, superabundant dynamic energy, and that Albert Einstein, Jesus Christ and Almighty God had grasped this point and tried to distribute this knowledge in their own ways...that is why you need to try as well...but I can help you if you righteously get stuck and ask in a righteous way...but I'm not too hopeful.

fantastic Nick , you're on form today hahaha