Almighty God isn't slow in how we perceive slowness...it is because he wants everyone who can repent, to do so. The salvation science just wont work if we don't. But you already know this because you have already read what is in the, Holy Bible...haven't you??
You're alluding to the letter of 2Peter (3:9) where the author tries to save face because he was already, in those decades after the Crucifixion*, being harassed for an explanation as to why God hadn't already wound up 'this system of things' as they'd been told Christ and Paul had said (the text of the NT makes the implication of imminent End quite clear).
Of course, this didn't stop countless 'enthusiasts' throughout history still expecting the End to be "just round the corner". In this sense, Nick, you're just one in a long line of self-styled prophets, though most of the previous crowd have probably been just a little less free in their interpretation of biblical text. Well, they were all wrong. But of course, you're different.....
You might like to take a little instruction from the lessons of history (though the idea of being
instructed probably doesn't appeal). William Miller for instance. Miller was a Baptist preacher who predicted the End of the World for certain on various dates between 1843 - 1844, the final fiasco being known as
The Great Disappointment. Unfortunately, many of his followers had sold up their businesses and homes in expectation of the End. There is one detail which does have some tangential relevance to yourself, given your enthusiasm for "The New World Translation". Several offshoots of Miller's teaching survived, and continue as sects to this day - particularly the Seventh Day Adventists, who greatly influenced Charles Taze Russell, the founder of the Jehovah's Witnesses. The JWs, of course, are notorious for their predictions of imminent Armageddon, and have given at least ten dates for the same since their foundation (the last specific and of course fallacious one being 1975). I don't suppose they're likely to clasp you to their bosom, though, despite the good word you put in for them. They're far too authoritarian, and your free-associative ramblings would not be welcome in the headquarters of Watchtower Inc.
*The letter attributed to Peter probably dates from the 2nd century, long after the original Peter was dead, if indeed there was an original Peter in the first place.