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Nearly Sane

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Away in a manger...
« on: November 15, 2017, 04:37:13 PM »
No crib for a bed
The little lord sausage roll
Laid down its pastry covered meat product



http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/41997936/greggs-sorry-for-swapping-jesus-for-sausage-roll-in-nativity-scene

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Re: Away in a manger...
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2017, 04:56:13 PM »
Jesus Crust!
What will they think of next?

Do I care?
No I donut.
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Re: Away in a manger...
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2017, 05:26:45 PM »
In very poor taste!
That's Greggs for you.
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Re: Away in a manger...
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2017, 06:30:15 PM »

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Re: Away in a manger...
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2017, 06:33:25 PM »
No crib for a bed
The little lord sausage roll
Laid down its pastry covered meat product



http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/41997936/greggs-sorry-for-swapping-jesus-for-sausage-roll-in-nativity-scene

Ffs
   
Saw this on Ship of fools....
Brilliant
(And pork sausage.......)
"for, as long as but a hundred of us remain alive, never will we on any conditions be brought under English rule. It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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Re: Away in a manger...
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2017, 06:37:10 PM »
   
Saw this on Ship of fools....
Brilliant
(And pork sausage.......)

No pigs were harmed in the making of this blasphemy! Several squirrels, ten rats and a thing that honestly could have been a new species helped.

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Re: Away in a manger...
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2017, 06:39:47 PM »
Crumbs!

Walt Zingmatilder

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Re: Away in a manger...
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2017, 06:46:57 PM »
And Mary and Joseph arrived at the Inn but the innkeeper said there was no room in the inn but they could stay in a branch of Greggs round the back.

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Re: Away in a manger...
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2017, 06:59:58 PM »
And Mary and Joseph arrived at the Inn but the innkeeper said there was no room in the inn but they could stay in a branch of Greggs round the back.



Next year, Greggs celebrates Ramadan with a pastiche of Bullseye - 'This is what you could have eaten'

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Re: Away in a manger...
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2017, 07:07:33 PM »
Oddly I was in the canteen the other day and finding this whole approach to beef curries odd

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Re: Away in a manger...
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2017, 07:14:55 PM »
Oddly I was in the canteen the other day and finding this whole approach to beef curries odd

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   canteen? have you been on another cattle drive or something, I've told you you're too old to ride the range 

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Re: Away in a manger...
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2017, 07:20:02 PM »
I think Greggs should have just ignored the Twitterstorm. According to one of the twats*, no other religion would put up with it. Frankly, I think that is a plus point for Christianity.

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Re: Away in a manger...
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2017, 07:31:10 PM »
I think Greggs should have just ignored the Twitterstorm. According to one of the twats*, no other religion would put up with it. Frankly, I think that is a plus point for Christianity.

* person who tweets

Except surely disproved by the Twitterstorm?

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Re: Away in a manger...
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2017, 07:32:59 PM »
   canteen? have you been on another cattle drive or something, I've told you you're too old to ride the range

Hone Hone on the ramge...

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Re: Away in a manger...
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2017, 07:39:35 PM »
Except surely disproved by the Twitterstorm?

I think there's a difference between knocking one out on Twitter and being moved enough to protest an issue properly.
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Re: Away in a manger...
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2017, 07:42:17 PM »
I think there's a difference between knocking one out on Twitter and being moved enough to protest an issue properly.

Is there? Surely social media are precisely a protest and one with much more effect than more 'traditional' ones just now?

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Re: Away in a manger...
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2017, 07:43:19 PM »
I think there's a difference between knocking one out on Twitter
That Harvey Weinstein gets everywhere.
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Re: Away in a manger...
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2017, 08:08:28 PM »

How about a picture of the New Atheist ''four horseman'' with one replaced with a sausage roll.
I'm sure that would get complaints from atheists..........that nobody knew who they were............Snork.

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Re: Away in a manger...
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2017, 08:26:37 PM »
How about a picture of the New Atheist ''four horseman'' with one replaced with a sausage roll.
I'm sure that would get complaints from atheists..........that nobody knew who they were............Snork.
fuck me that was funny  ::)

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Re: Away in a manger...
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2017, 08:34:56 PM »
fuck me that was funny  ::)
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Re: Away in a manger...
« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2017, 09:17:12 PM »
If Greggs went a bit up market, wouldn't a better title be
wait for it
"Away in a pret a manger"?
"for, as long as but a hundred of us remain alive, never will we on any conditions be brought under English rule. It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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Re: Away in a manger...
« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2017, 09:22:43 PM »
If Greggs went a bit up market, wouldn't a better title be
wait for it
"Away in a pret a manger"?
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Re: Away in a manger...
« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2017, 09:30:42 PM »
If Greggs went a bit up market, wouldn't a better title be
wait for it
"Away in a pret a manger"?

That's a belter, Jim.

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Re: Away in a manger...
« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2017, 10:18:56 AM »
Let's not forget too how Good King Wenceslas liked his pizza...

... deep pan, crisp and even.

I'll get me coat.
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Re: Away in a manger...
« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2017, 10:33:29 AM »
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Pain, or damage, don't end the world. Or despair, or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back. - Al Swearengen, Deadwood.