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Nearly Sane

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'It's miracle bread, just rub it and it gets bigger...:
« on: November 22, 2017, 01:20:03 PM »
No one saw this before the unveiling????

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/world-australia-42075110

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Re: 'It's miracle bread, just rub it and it gets bigger...:
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2017, 01:25:12 PM »
Well it is a Catholic school  :o
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Re: 'It's miracle bread, just rub it and it gets bigger...:
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2017, 01:26:43 PM »
WHOOPS!

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Re: 'It's miracle bread, just rub it and it gets bigger...:
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2017, 01:51:43 PM »
No one saw this before the unveiling????

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/world-australia-42075110
I think the sculptor was making a point. The revised version is going to be a boy with his hand thrust into a bag of sweets 

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Re: 'It's miracle bread, just rub it and it gets bigger...:
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2017, 02:02:33 PM »
And if you toast it, the face of Mel Gibson with a beard is guaranteed to
appear on it.
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Re: 'It's miracle bread, just rub it and it gets bigger...:
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2017, 02:10:19 PM »
I think the sculptor was making a point. The revised version is going to be a boy with his hand thrust into a bag of sweets
I was thinking licking an ice cream?

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« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2017, 02:23:04 PM »
I was thinking licking an ice cream?
I much prefer a lolly thanks , I like the way it drips down my fingers . 

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Re: 'It's miracle bread, just rub it and it gets bigger...:
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2017, 02:28:51 PM »
Stop it you two. Otherwise nanny will have to put you on the naughty step.
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« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2017, 02:45:21 PM »
Stop it you two. Otherwise nanny will have to put you on the naughty step.

I hope you mean the nanny that looks like Hattie Jaques  ;)

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« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2017, 03:31:19 PM »
I hope you mean the nanny that looks like Hattie Jaques  ;)

Is there any other kind?  ;)
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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2017, 03:32:32 PM »
Is there any other kind?  ;)
I always thought the lovely Hattie more matron than nanny?

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« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2017, 03:34:01 PM »
I always thought the lovely Hattie more matron than nanny?

Always there splitting hairs. Nanny - matron. Starched uniforms. Statuesque figure. Easily confused.
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« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2017, 03:38:09 PM »
I always thought the lovely Hattie more matron than nanny?
it doesn't matter , as long as nanny is matronly  ;D

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« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2017, 04:04:06 PM »
Oh good grief.  :D
Oh good grief relief  :D

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« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2017, 04:58:08 PM »
I couldn't see anything wrong with the statue at first - then I read the comments and the penny dropped.
Pity it has received so much publicity, sounds like it is being altered to suit everybody concerned.
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« Reply #16 on: November 22, 2017, 05:17:17 PM »
Pain, or damage, don't end the world. Or despair, or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back. - Al Swearengen, Deadwood.

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« Reply #17 on: November 22, 2017, 05:22:18 PM »
There's form  ::)

http://tinyurl.com/y7jfqy3w

you've just won todays competition , well done . 5 house points for you old chap  ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #18 on: November 22, 2017, 05:50:19 PM »
To the pure in heart, etc.
Despite my background I love stained glass windows.
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« Reply #19 on: November 22, 2017, 07:27:59 PM »
To the pure in heart, etc.
Despite my background I love stained glass windows.
why, what were you , some delinquent window smasher ?