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Harrowby Hall

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Re: The Christmas 2017 thread
« Reply #175 on: December 08, 2017, 07:22:19 PM »
The one where we all listened to two clients shagging in the toilets was, um, memorable.

I take it, then, that you didn't have music at this party!
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« Reply #176 on: December 08, 2017, 07:23:55 PM »
I take it, then, that you didn't have music at this party!

No, it was an office cocktail party for clients. The reception area was next to the loos.

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Re: The Christmas 2017 thread
« Reply #177 on: December 08, 2017, 07:26:03 PM »

...  but I do like dancing so I end up shaking my whatsit in the kitchen while I'm cooking.

Your sauce bottle?
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Re: The Christmas 2017 thread
« Reply #178 on: December 08, 2017, 07:47:44 PM »
Might lead to dancing*.

*Punchline of an ooooold gag you probably all know anyway.

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Re: The Christmas 2017 thread
« Reply #179 on: December 08, 2017, 08:01:22 PM »

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« Reply #180 on: December 09, 2017, 09:26:44 AM »
I have bought Tesco finest mince pies to have hot with single cream later with my boy as its just us this weekend.

See, I'm as festive as anyone.

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Re: The Christmas 2017 thread
« Reply #181 on: December 09, 2017, 09:28:05 AM »
You're getting there - along with the knitted reindeer in a Christmas jumper  :)
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« Reply #182 on: December 09, 2017, 09:30:30 AM »
That was for my boy too.

Got someone coming tomorrow after which it will be the dust-gathering horror of the decorations.  >:(

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« Reply #183 on: December 09, 2017, 09:30:53 AM »
Any excuse!
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Re: The Christmas 2017 thread
« Reply #184 on: December 09, 2017, 09:57:54 AM »
Dean, Seth and Roman are still alive and living on the mantlepiece.

As I am sure everyone knows, these are their namesakes.

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Re: The Christmas 2017 thread
« Reply #185 on: December 11, 2017, 07:41:26 PM »
Taking a break. Got too much on. I'll be in and out no doubt but have a good Xmas whatever thing.

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Re: The Christmas 2017 thread
« Reply #186 on: December 15, 2017, 04:25:26 PM »
Hope to see you again before too long.
Just had adverts flash up on computer - 'Gifting' ideas from various shops. Grrrrr.
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Re: The Christmas 2017 thread
« Reply #187 on: December 16, 2017, 08:52:16 AM »
Hope to see you again before too long.
Just had adverts flash up on computer - 'Gifting' ideas from various shops. Grrrrr.

We always ignore the ads.

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Re: The Christmas 2017 thread
« Reply #188 on: December 16, 2017, 03:05:00 PM »
My point was the word, "Gifting", floo  ::), not the adverts.
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Re: The Christmas 2017 thread
« Reply #189 on: December 16, 2017, 03:15:57 PM »
Our middle daughter and family don't send cards at Christmas, they give the money they would have spent on them to charity. This year they are supporting Crisis at Christmas.

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Re: The Christmas 2017 thread
« Reply #190 on: December 16, 2017, 04:27:16 PM »
Most of us give to Charity throughout the year. Charity begins at home.
Cards are not important but sometimes Christmas is a time to buy presents to say how much someones support has been appreciated through the year.

Celebratory occasions are just that... a time to come and celebrate the times.

Christmas is a time about people and more importantly sharing the occasion and spending time with loved ones.

It is tiring if you have a lot of family coming. A met a lady recently and I save her a table if I go out so she can sit with my friends, sister and I. Last night she gave me a Christmas card and bought some mince pies, Tesco finest and gave them to some of the ladies she knows including myself. I had to buy her a cup of tea to say thank you.. I thoroughly appreciated her kind gesture. Mads is away till after Christmas and I haven't written one card yet.

Everyone should celebrate as they find. Each to their own but I do think time with family is important.  Hope everyone has a good Christmas however they spend it, this year.x
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Re: The Christmas 2017 thread
« Reply #191 on: December 16, 2017, 05:14:59 PM »
Thanks Sassy, good post. Yes most of us give all year round but at Christmas sometimes we are reminded of a particular charity that we don't support regularly and give something extra.

Sounds like you're busy, hope you have a happy time. I'm still not quite sure what I and the family will be doing on Christmas day, depends a lot on how my mum is though she wants everything 'as normal' and, though weak, is generally feeling alright. My dad has put decorations up and bought a tree in a pot, it looks lovely at their house. My house looks has boxes all over the place. I'll get round to wrapping up gifts starting tomorrow.

Floo, it sounds like an excellent idea to give what you would have spent on cards and postage to a charity. Some people do that and send e-cards. I wouldn't be able to easily assess what I would spend on cards (& stamps), I'd just have to guess - but I love Christmas cards anyway, both writing and receiving. I've sent all mine off, the last ones last week, received quite a few but think there will be a lot less this year. The number seems to have been reducing over the past few years.
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Re: The Christmas 2017 thread
« Reply #192 on: December 19, 2017, 04:03:31 PM »
I have done all my Christmas food shopping, I don't wish to see the supermarket again until Wednesday next week.

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Re: The Christmas 2017 thread
« Reply #193 on: December 19, 2017, 04:50:26 PM »
I echo your sentiments, Littleroses! I've bought quite a bit, Charlie has done some more (what is it with husbands and 'three-for-two'?), and we've ordered stuff to be delivered Thursday night.

I've not had much appetite recently after a stomach bug a couple of weeks back but find myself really looking forward to some sort of Christmas dinner, I can almost smell it! Rhiannon mentioned on this thread apfel strudel made with filo pastry, I've ordered some from Waitrose and fancy them right now - so I must be OK.
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Re: The Christmas 2017 thread
« Reply #194 on: December 20, 2017, 08:37:49 AM »
Our youngest girl collected my  husband yesterday so he could attend our granddaughter's (9) school Christmas concert in which she was taking part. Whilst he was there several woman, who also had children at the concert, came up to him asked if he remembered them as they were pupils at the secondary school where he was the head teacher.

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Re: The Christmas 2017 thread
« Reply #195 on: December 21, 2017, 04:17:15 PM »
As it's the Christmas 2017 thread, I've witheld from adding to it, especially as it started in November. I haven't anything against Christmas, you understand, just that it seems to insidiously and surreptitiously take over the whole country culminating in ever increasingly manic and overwhelming behaviour from putting up vast quantities of twinkling lights to an horrendous urgency to buy as much as humanly possible at the supermarkets, and all with a constant veneer of Christmassy songs, seemingly sounding from every possible orifice(make of that what you will!).
However, I feel it incumbent on me, at this late date, to wish everyone on this board the best possible Christmas that they can realistically have, and to wish everyone good health and happiness in the year ahead. :) ;)
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Re: The Christmas 2017 thread
« Reply #196 on: December 21, 2017, 04:22:43 PM »
And to you, enki.   How many hawfinches have you seen? 
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Re: The Christmas 2017 thread
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Re: The Christmas 2017 thread
« Reply #198 on: December 23, 2017, 04:14:53 PM »
It seems that GPs are getting in on the Santa myth!
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Re: The Christmas 2017 thread
« Reply #199 on: December 23, 2017, 05:32:48 PM »
It seems that GPs are getting in on the Santa myth!
Said GPs really ought to piss off and crawl back under what dreary, joyless trying-to-be-funny-and-failing-dismally stone they were under.
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