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Re: Fine detail in the gospels: made up or not?
« Reply #325 on: January 08, 2018, 06:08:20 PM »
Well I think God did speak to Samson, because he is a very precious rodent.

If you aren't having a 'larf', which I suspect you are not, then what does that say about your god?

It says to me that God has a special hamster which I have the privilege of looking after.


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Re: Fine detail in the gospels: made up or not?
« Reply #327 on: January 08, 2018, 06:24:32 PM »
Awwww. What's his name?
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Re: Fine detail in the gospels: made up or not?
« Reply #328 on: January 08, 2018, 06:42:34 PM »
Wind up or not, it's a charming story with a happy ending. I share your joy. Had I been looking after someone else's hamster and it escaped, I'd have had kittens!  The kittens no doubt would have found him but the ending been less happy.

It would have been better if the sky fairy had been left out of the story!

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Re: Fine detail in the gospels: made up or not?
« Reply #329 on: January 08, 2018, 06:43:06 PM »
Well I think God did speak to Samson, because he is a very precious rodent.

It says to me that God has a special hamster which I have the privilege of looking after.

Don't be so silly! >:(

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Re: Fine detail in the gospels: made up or not?
« Reply #330 on: January 08, 2018, 06:54:46 PM »
Lighten up! I quite like Spud being in this mood.
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Re: Fine detail in the gospels: made up or not?
« Reply #331 on: January 08, 2018, 06:59:50 PM »
Lighten up! I quite like Spud being in this mood.
Every time this happens I am in hysterics. Better stay on topic though!

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Re: Fine detail in the gospels: made up or not?
« Reply #332 on: January 08, 2018, 07:16:05 PM »
I'd still like to know the hamster's name, then I can picture him with his name. Bless.
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Re: Fine detail in the gospels: made up or not?
« Reply #333 on: January 08, 2018, 08:43:28 PM »
Lighten up! I quite like Spud being in this mood.
Seems like the same mood that he uses to say homosexuals aren"t due same sex marriage.

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Re: Fine detail in the gospels: made up or not?
« Reply #334 on: January 08, 2018, 09:30:11 PM »
No - it - isn't.
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Re: Fine detail in the gospels: made up or not?
« Reply #335 on: January 08, 2018, 09:56:28 PM »
Spud I read back and see that his name is Samson.
Excellent name for a tough little chap who likes an adventure.
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Re: Fine detail in the gospels: made up or not?
« Reply #336 on: January 09, 2018, 12:49:47 AM »


WTF have the last two pages to do with the gospels?
The Holy Bible, probably the most diabolical work of fiction ever to be visited upon mankind.

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Re: Fine detail in the gospels: made up or not?
« Reply #337 on: January 09, 2018, 07:40:58 AM »
 ;D
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Re: Fine detail in the gospels: made up or not?
« Reply #338 on: January 09, 2018, 08:41:00 AM »
Spud isn't amusing.

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« Reply #339 on: January 09, 2018, 08:58:46 AM »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Fine detail in the gospels: made up or not?
« Reply #340 on: January 09, 2018, 03:02:07 PM »
If you've got someone telling you about his encounter with an angel on the road, wouldn't you feel a bit like saying yes It was very similar for me when I bumped into Elvis earlier on the other week.

Regards ippy
I've never met an angel. But they are not in the same role now as they were before Christ. 'Angel' means 'messenger'. Back then, they were God's messengers to mankind about how salvation works; now that salvation is completed, that role is filled by Christ through pastors (as messengers to the church) and Christians (as messengers to those not in the church). So we wouldn't actually expect to meet a lot of angels at this stage in history.

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Re: Fine detail in the gospels: made up or not?
« Reply #341 on: January 09, 2018, 03:06:36 PM »
Spud I read back and see that his name is Samson.
Excellent name for a tough little chap who likes an adventure.
Hm, it doesn't roll off the tongue too easily. 'Hammy' is good, I think. 'Spud' is the name of our old cat, who was a good pal.

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Re: Fine detail in the gospels: made up or not?
« Reply #342 on: January 09, 2018, 04:51:44 PM »
.... Note here the historical context (Herod, king of Judah) and the family tree of both John's parents. Luke is telling Theophilus exactly who the eyewitness is. That this is a real eyewitness is evident because he avoids boasting about meeting an angel, confessing that he didn't believe his message, which if someone had made a false claim, would be unlikely.


Except that, in regards to the details he records surrounding the birth of Christ, Luke notoriously gets things ridiculously wrong. All those details about a census when Quirinius was governor of Syria, the dates of Herod etc - everything out of sync. All cobbled together via the method of sticking a few well-known names in a hat, juggling them around, picking out a few at random, and then weaving a story around them involving angels and miraculous births.
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Re: Fine detail in the gospels: made up or not?
« Reply #343 on: January 14, 2018, 05:32:09 PM »
Except that, in regards to the details he records surrounding the birth of Christ, Luke notoriously gets things ridiculously wrong. All those details about a census when Quirinius was governor of Syria, the dates of Herod etc - everything out of sync. All cobbled together via the method of sticking a few well-known names in a hat, juggling them around, picking out a few at random, and then weaving a story around them involving angels and miraculous births.
Dicky, do you think the census could have taken longer than one year, the year in which it is thought to have happened (6 AD)? If so, perhaps it ended at that time but Joseph could have made the journey to register 6 years earlier?

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Re: Fine detail in the gospels: made up or not?
« Reply #344 on: January 14, 2018, 08:02:49 PM »

As I said, the Iliad was probably written centuries after the events it was based on.
What events is it based on? The Iliad is fiction. Some of it takes place in the environs of a real city but then so does some of Harry Potter.

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Luke, however introduces us to his first eyewitness in 1:5, "In the time of Herod king of Judah there was a priest named Zechariah, who belonged to the priestly division of Abijah; his wide Elizabeth was also a descendant of Aaron." Note here the historical context (Herod, king of Judah) and the family tree of both John's parents.

Anybody can place fictional events in a historical context. Note that Luke later fluffs his historicity when he invents a fictional census.


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Luke is telling Theophilus exactly who the eyewitness is. That this is a real eyewitness is evident because he avoids boasting about meeting an angel, confessing that he didn't believe his message, which if someone had made a false claim, would be unlikely.
Now the person giving the sermon called attention to verse 3 where Luke says that he had investigated everything from the beginning. Thus, to answer to your question, eyewitnesses handed down the things that had been fulfilled among them, and Luke has investigated everything so that Theophilus could be sure of what he had been taught.

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Since many have undertaken to set down an orderly account of the events that have been fulfilled among us, just as they were handed on to us by those who from the beginning were eyewitnesses and servants of the word, I too decided, after investigating everything carefully from the very first, to write an orderly account for you
Here Luke is admitting that he is using third hand accounts.
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Re: Fine detail in the gospels: made up or not?
« Reply #345 on: January 14, 2018, 08:10:14 PM »
Dicky, do you think the census could have taken longer than one year, the year in which it is thought to have happened (6 AD)? If so, perhaps it ended at that time but Joseph could have made the journey to register 6 years earlier?
It says that the census was taken while Quirinius was governor of Judea. That firmly dates it to 6CE or later. More to the point, the decree allegedly emanates from Augustus and is a census of the whole World (Roman empire presumably). There's no evidence that this census ever took place.

More problems for the census:

Galilee was a client kingdom not directly under control of Rome.

If Jews had been allowed to travel from a client kingdom (Galilee) to a Roman province (Judea) to register, it would have rendered the census useless. Not only that but the economic disruption would have been a disaster.

The census is merely Luke's plot device to get Jesus to be both born in Bethlehem and from Nazareth.
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Re: Fine detail in the gospels: made up or not?
« Reply #346 on: January 15, 2018, 08:39:11 AM »
Thanks Jeremy, it's an interesting puzzle because Joseph clearly did go to Bethlehem to register, if Luke is right. Samson sends his regards to Gerald and says that he went exploring in the garden yesterday.

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Re: Fine detail in the gospels: made up or not?
« Reply #347 on: January 15, 2018, 08:47:54 AM »
Thanks Jeremy, it's an interesting puzzle because Joseph clearly did go to Bethlehem to register, if Luke is right.

So the story goes, Spud: have you considered that it might not be true?

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Re: Fine detail in the gospels: made up or not?
« Reply #348 on: January 15, 2018, 08:58:48 AM »
Thanks Jeremy, it's an interesting puzzle because Joseph clearly did go to Bethlehem to register, if Luke is right. Samson sends his regards to Gerald and says that he went exploring in the garden yesterday.

Or Luke wasn't right.

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Re: Fine detail in the gospels: made up or not?
« Reply #349 on: January 15, 2018, 09:00:09 AM »
So the story goes, Spud: have you considered that it might not be true?
Have you considered anything other?