Oh for heaven's sake stop being so pedantic. 
How many truly dead people do you know have survived being buried and come back to life three days later, let alone someone who was subjected to crucifixion?
It is obvious that you reject the supernatural events recorded in the Bible. But what of the ones that appear to be straightforwardly historical? We have some corroboration for a few of the historical events recorded (Sennacherib's siege of Jerusalem under Hezekiah, for example).
In the above example, the Bible says the siege was lifted because of the intervention of an angel - whereas, the Assyrian account says that a huge tribute of gold and jewels was paid to Sennacherib, causing him to relent.
The latter - for a secularist like me - certainly sounds more plausible, but there are still things in the Assyrian account which don't ring true. This historical stuff ain't easy, but I can't help thinking it's more interesting than sitting down to watch Eastenders.
