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[Humph Warden Bennett]

Is anybody else watching this? Somebody called "Oates" (Notes?") is walking around in a daze talking crap. And there is somebody else pretending to play a keytar (the eighties version of that most unhip of instruments the accordian).

[Humph Warden Bennett]

My apologies apparently his name is Not3zs.

NO I am not making this up.

[Walter]

My apologies apparently his name is Not3zs.

NO I am not making this up.

I think I'd call myself Waltzee or Fizzy Ducker or RappyTup or some such BeZarr name 

[Sebastian Toe]

I think I'd call myself Waltzee or Fizzy Ducker or RappyTup or some such BeZarr name 

Posting exclusively on the R3lijin n Effix label?

[Humph Warden Bennett]

I think I'd call myself Waltzee or Fizzy Ducker or RappyTup or some such BeZarr name 

How about Wall Z? (prounced Wallsee) Obviously you will have to claim to come from an urban shithole, but if Stormzy can claim to be from "south London" when he comes from Croydon, then so can you. FTR Addington is a horrible shithole, but it lacks street cred cos it is too far south, and Abbey Wood has too nice a name, even though it is literally dangerous. Try Thamesmead, that should do.

[Aruntraveller]

Oooh I''ve been to Addington - New Addington actually. I can confirm it is indeed a shithole.

[Humph Warden Bennett]

New Addington is a horrible place, with gangs using knives, its more of a provincial shithole than a London suburb. My congratulations on getting out of there alive.

There have been proposals to extend the Croydon Tramlink to Biggin Hill, Bromley Council vetoed the same, officially because they did not want to tear up Hayes Common, but we all know that the real reason is that they don't want the assholes of New Addington to have an easy route to and from Hayes, Leaves Green, & Biggin Hill.

[Owlswing]

How about Wall Z? (prounced Wallsee) Obviously you will have to claim to come from an urban shithole, but if Stormzy can claim to be from "south London" when he comes from Croydon, then so can you. FTR Addington is a horrible shithole, but it lacks street cred cos it is too far south, and Abbey Wood has too nice a name, even though it is literally dangerous. Try Thamesmead, that should do.

I thought that Abby Wood was a friend of Amy Winehouse . . .

[Humph Warden Bennett]

I thought that Abby Wood was a friend of Amy Winehouse . . .

Possibly Wino got some of her drugs from there.

[Walter]

Posting exclusively on the R3lijin n Effix label?

maybe we could form a Rappin' Crew..............specialising in Christmas presents 

[Sebastian Toe]

maybe we could form a Rappin' Crew..............specialising in Christmas presents 

Featuring Bow Fiddly, Miss Elle Tow, Bob Els to name but a few!