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Nearly Sane

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Re: 'will you marry me?'
« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2017, 01:56:01 PM »

Shaker

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Re: 'will you marry me?'
« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2017, 02:04:19 PM »
Yes there will be a debate, in the Oz Parliament.
Been, done and gone, old fruit. See today's news.
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Re: 'will you marry me?'
« Reply #27 on: December 07, 2017, 02:06:26 PM »
I have been shopping today, you may be correct.

But I will never forgive the Oz for inflicting the Minogue sisters onto the world. Whatever we may have done, we did not deserve that.

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Re: 'will you marry me?'
« Reply #28 on: December 07, 2017, 02:08:04 PM »
I suppose the equivalent would be "Will you enter into a civil partnership with me?" which does not have the same impact.

If Jesus had been gay, which is possible, having a specific disciple whom he loved, maybe he would have married him if that had been possible in those days.

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Re: 'will you marry me?'
« Reply #29 on: December 07, 2017, 02:11:39 PM »
If Jesus had been gay, which is possible, having a specific disciple whom he loved, maybe he would have married him if that had been possible in those days.

Floo, what the Oz choose to do within their own jurisdiction is up to them.

As to whether Jesus would have wanted to marry a man when he did not seem to want to marry a woman is not a matter for the Oz parliament.

Nearly Sane

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Re: 'will you marry me?'
« Reply #30 on: December 07, 2017, 02:18:11 PM »
If Jesus had been gay, which is possible, having a specific disciple whom he loved, maybe he would have married him if that had been possible in those days.
To save time, given the frequency you try this trope, mabey just shorten to initials? WIJWG?

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Re: 'will you marry me?'
« Reply #31 on: December 07, 2017, 02:20:16 PM »
To save time, given the frequency you try this trope, mabey just shorten to initials? WIJWG?
You could have endless fun with this.

WIJWAMFOM - What If Jesus Was A Massive Fan Of Motorhead.
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« Reply #32 on: December 07, 2017, 02:22:41 PM »
To save time, given the frequency you try this trope, mabey just shorten to initials? WIJWG?

WIJWG?

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Re: 'will you marry me?'
« Reply #33 on: December 07, 2017, 02:23:07 PM »
What If Jesus Was Gay.
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Re: 'will you marry me?'
« Reply #34 on: December 07, 2017, 02:23:21 PM »
I have been shopping today, you may be correct.

But I will never forgive the Oz for inflicting the Minogue sisters onto the world. Whatever we may have done, we did not deserve that.
I see what you are trying to do here. Mention Minogues to see if you can tempt Cheapjack to an ejaculation.

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Re: 'will you marry me?'
« Reply #35 on: December 07, 2017, 02:25:15 PM »
You could have endless fun with this.

WIJWAMFOM - What If Jesus Was A Massive Fan Of Motorhead.
Of course it could mean that the inspiration for my acronym, WWJD, could be read as Who Would Jesus Do?

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Re: 'will you marry me?'
« Reply #36 on: December 07, 2017, 02:34:25 PM »
And of course, WDYJSOYTVAGADSLBI?

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Re: 'will you marry me?'
« Reply #37 on: December 07, 2017, 02:36:45 PM »
Going to need a bit of help with that one.
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Re: 'will you marry me?'
« Reply #38 on: December 07, 2017, 02:38:24 PM »

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Re: 'will you marry me?'
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Walt Zingmatilder

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Re: 'will you marry me?'
« Reply #40 on: December 07, 2017, 02:59:34 PM »
If Jesus had been gay, which is possible, having a specific disciple whom he loved, maybe he would have married him if that had been possible in those days.
Firstly in those days and in that part of the world I don't think marriage and fathering children was a romantic thing but a social duty thing.

Secondly knowing his mission and fate he would have avoided any type of attachment that might have jeapordised that. So no Mr or Mrs Jesus.

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« Reply #41 on: December 07, 2017, 03:00:44 PM »
Firstly in those days and in that part of the world I don't think marriage and fathering children was a romantic thing but a social duty thing.

Secondly knowing his mission and fate he would have avoided any type of attachment that might have jeapordised that. So no Mr or Mrs Jesus.

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Walt Zingmatilder

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Re: 'will you marry me?'
« Reply #42 on: December 07, 2017, 03:04:24 PM »
In your opinion!
Opinion is the meat and drink of this forum. You've let this ''accuse Religios of anything'' go too far and too long.

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Re: 'will you marry me?'
« Reply #43 on: December 07, 2017, 06:28:11 PM »
Opinion is the meat and drink of this forum. You've let this ''accuse Religios of anything'' go too far and too long.

Ehhhhh?

Walt Zingmatilder

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Re: 'will you marry me?'
« Reply #44 on: December 07, 2017, 06:44:26 PM »
Ehhhhh?
You're accusing me of having an opinion. That's just plain Batty.