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floo

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Don't put a coconut in a coffin!
« on: February 04, 2018, 12:09:03 PM »
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ekim

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Re: Don't put a coconut in a coffin!
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2018, 03:13:41 PM »
A mobile phone might be better, just in case it's a near death experience. ;)
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Anchorman

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Re: Don't put a coconut in a coffin!
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2018, 07:09:26 PM »
Quote from: ekim on February 04, 2018, 03:13:41 PM
A mobile phone might be better, just in case it's a near death experience. ;)



'S been done - by arrangement.
One joker who knew he was on the way out arranged with a local minister to hav "Smoke gets in your eyes" as a ringtone, played as the curtain in the crem went down.....
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"for, as long as but a hundred of us remain alive, never will we on any conditions be brought under English rule. It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

Harrowby Hall

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Re: Don't put a coconut in a coffin!
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2018, 12:22:47 PM »
Iain Banks' novel, The Crow Road begins with a big bang. They forgot to remove Granny's pacemaker before her cremation.
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