As someone with a not-common name, I feel for these poor children having to bear in public the stupidity of their parents. In my case I was named after a footballer who retired from game about 100 years ago. It was, I believe, my grandfather's wish (he died before I was born) that the name be given to one of his progeny. I was the first grandchild - it is the cross I bear. I do thank any god there may possibly be, however, that I was not named after the whole bloody team.
I think that any parent wanting to burden their offspring with an unfortunate name should consider the reaction of a future employer faced with an application form bearing a naff name.
In my case, I do know of one other person in England who shares the burden of my combination of first name and surname - he wants to be my friend on Facebook ...