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Nearly Sane

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No vaccines in Bible, therefore they are bad
« on: April 04, 2018, 08:48:48 PM »


Struggling to think this can be anything more than  a Poe. No one can be that dumb?


http://deadstate.org/anti-vaxxer-warrior-mom-if-vaccines-are-so-great-why-arent-they-mentioned-in-the-bible/

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Re: No vaccines in Bible, therefore they are bad
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2018, 10:32:32 PM »
The woman's obviously a complete and utter flapdoddle, but I'm not surprised. There's no belief so bizarre or fuck-witted that no-one will hold it.
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Re: No vaccines in Bible, therefore they are bad
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2018, 10:39:44 PM »
The woman's obviously a complete and utter flapdoddle, but I'm not surprised. There's no belief so bizarre or fuck-witted that no-one will hold it.
you deserve a Jura for that, as it made me laugh and I would buy you one for that.

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Re: No vaccines in Bible, therefore they are bad
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2018, 10:42:19 PM »
you deserve a Jura for that, as it made me laugh and I would buy you one for that.
Mines a double! (as Jo Brand said when they were handing out chins, and she thought they said gins.)
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Re: No vaccines in Bible, therefore they are bad
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2018, 10:52:02 PM »
Mines a double! (as Jo Brand said when they were handing out chins, and she thought they said gins.)
Only right that you have it in the right size. I feel sort of cheated now that Jo Brand is quite slim.

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Re: No vaccines in Bible, therefore they are bad
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2018, 11:03:18 AM »
I don’t think she’s dumb, I think she knows her audience. This is the kind of thing that plays well to Evangelical America. If she’s using NLP alongside it, even more so.

As an aside, I’ve heard quite a few people on MBs comment on how relatives and friends have turned into woo-believing, dump-the-chemo nutters after going on training courses for a certain supplement brand that’s actually a pyramid selling scheme. The effects on some salespeople have been described as ‘cult-like’ and I have wondered if NLP is used at the sales conferences.

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Re: No vaccines in Bible, therefore they are bad
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2018, 12:16:45 PM »
No suprise that she's also a food-faddist, in the mould of that ghastly McKeith woman, with the usual anti-scientific bollocks about de-toxing. Utterly irresponsible.
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Re: No vaccines in Bible, therefore they are bad
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2018, 03:50:53 PM »
I don’t think she’s dumb, I think she knows her audience. This is the kind of thing that plays well to Evangelical America. If she’s using NLP alongside it, even more so.

As an aside, I’ve heard quite a few people on MBs comment on how relatives and friends have turned into woo-believing, dump-the-chemo nutters after going on training courses for a certain supplement brand that’s actually a pyramid selling scheme. The effects on some salespeople have been described as ‘cult-like’ and I have wondered if NLP is used at the sales conferences.
Yep, I was, for once, not being cynical enough about the intentions. And the idea that NLP might be being used in such training courses is interesting. I've not known anyone who has 'converted' to such beliefs

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Re: No vaccines in Bible, therefore they are bad
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2018, 04:44:36 PM »

Struggling to think this can be anything more than  a Poe. No one can be that dumb?


http://deadstate.org/anti-vaxxer-warrior-mom-if-vaccines-are-so-great-why-arent-they-mentioned-in-the-bible/

What the hell is she doing on the internet then, silly mare.
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Re: No vaccines in Bible, therefore they are bad
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2018, 04:50:30 PM »
What the hell is she doing on the internet then, silly mare.
Making money

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Re: No vaccines in Bible, therefore they are bad
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2018, 09:10:12 PM »
Yep, I was, for once, not being cynical enough about the intentions. And the idea that NLP might be being used in such training courses is interesting. I've not known anyone who has 'converted' to such beliefs

NLP courses have two target audiences - life coaches and the like, and those involved in marketing. You could argue that the former is a form of the latter to some extent. Anyway, I don’t know anyone who has been converted by salespeople but I’ve heard of it happening often enough to make me a bit  ???. I've also come across people personally who have attended ‘personal growth’ seminars, the main purpose of which seems to be a) to get you to sign up for more and b) to sign up as many other people that you know as you can. Pretty sure NLP features at those.

Another thing about focusing on the Bible us that she’s negating any charges of being into unbiblical new age not-the-right-god stuff beloved of crystal-hugging goopshitters.
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Re: No vaccines in Bible, therefore they are bad
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2018, 10:29:21 PM »
What's this NLP people keep banging on about? Guess - National Libertarian Party?
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Re: No vaccines in Bible, therefore they are bad
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2018, 09:33:06 AM »
Neuro-Linguistic Programming.

There is a comprehensive Wikipedia entry on the subject.
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Re: No vaccines in Bible, therefore they are bad
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2018, 01:35:17 PM »
Neuro-Linguistic Programming.

There is a comprehensive Wikipedia entry on the subject.
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Re: No vaccines in Bible, therefore they are bad
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2018, 03:19:37 PM »
I knew someone who was a NLP practitioner quite a while back, it was fashionable maybe twenty years ago. Dodgy in my view.

The Amish don't vaccinate, there are probably other religious groups who live as communities who don't.
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Re: No vaccines in Bible, therefore they are bad
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2018, 08:11:47 PM »
I mustn't have anymore vaccinations, if they aren't to be found in the Bible!!!!!!  ::)
Internet forums aren't to be found in the Bible.

Neither are Apple earphones, video blogs,, Google and cameras and yet, there she is using them.
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Re: No vaccines in Bible, therefore they are bad
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2018, 04:02:37 AM »

Struggling to think this can be anything more than  a Poe. No one can be that dumb?


http://deadstate.org/anti-vaxxer-warrior-mom-if-vaccines-are-so-great-why-arent-they-mentioned-in-the-bible/

They had Jesus Christ and the men of God to bring Gods healing power in the bible.
Now he has given us Vaccines too. Is there really a discussion here?
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Re: No vaccines in Bible, therefore they are bad
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2018, 06:01:34 PM »
Humans have created vaccines, NOT god! ::)

The question should be, why wait til now?

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Re: No vaccines in Bible, therefore they are bad
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2018, 06:03:15 PM »
The question should be, why wait til now?

Or indeed why invent things that need vaccines?

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Re: No vaccines in Bible, therefore they are bad
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2018, 06:10:41 PM »
Or indeed why invent things that need vaccines?

The sin of Adam and all that.

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Re: No vaccines in Bible, therefore they are bad
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2018, 06:14:11 PM »
The sin of Adam and all that.
God hurt! Adam not nice to God! God hurt babies! God make babies die in pain! God happy!

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Re: No vaccines in Bible, therefore they are bad
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2018, 07:21:02 PM »
I like your idea of living in a cave and wearing animal skins, LR, but where would I get the animal skins (being as I have no concept of hunting and skinning), what security would I have in a cave and what would I do for heating and hot water? Also I am allergic to some animal skins or at least wool.

Other than that, sounds good - but I've had all my vaccs, some more than once, so maybe not necessary.
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Re: No vaccines in Bible, therefore they are bad
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2018, 07:25:43 PM »
Life in a cave? Where do I sign up?

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Re: No vaccines in Bible, therefore they are bad
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2018, 07:27:40 PM »
I like your idea of living in a cave and wearing animal skins, LR, but where would I get the animal skins (being as I have no concept of hunting and skinning), what security would I have in a cave and what would I do for heating and hot water? Also I am allergic to some animal skins or at least wool.

Other than that, sounds good - but I've had all my vaccs, some more than once, so maybe not necessary.



Wee point.
Not a lot of evidence of humans evetr living in caves - except as an emergency shelter.
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Re: No vaccines in Bible, therefore they are bad
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2018, 08:31:07 PM »
Thanks for that, Anchor, I can just imagine it!

Didn't people live in caves during the winter and only venture out for necessities?  They dried lots of food to sustain them throughout the cold season and didn't burn up much energy.

Must say I like the idea of semi-hibernating - with mod cons.
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