Because the Living-Cell is very atomically aligned it is wise to see that it started life in the same electric furnace that all atoms came from...a star...any star...but most likely our star. It works on the micro scale of things just as atoms do and it is unlikely that, at its birth, it contained any perishable goods, like dna. For life to have become so abundant, in a very quick space of time, we must consider that these cells...part atoms...came here in their trillions and that life abounded in many different shapes and forms before the reduction of their freedom was reduced by becoming bigger and bigger life-forms all seeking these same part-atoms to fuel their own particular life-styles...a life-style procured by the coming together of two such invisible part-atoms and, in the process bringing into their cellular arena a chemical behaviour that was easy to replicate by their coming together and subsequently, breaking away from each other, to continue their behaviour next door...or, if called away in an emergency, to anywhere in the body that called them, by pain, frustration, or, desire. All we have to do do now is fit them into the Periodic Table...and there is a place especially prepared for them...Number 0...zilch...zero...the place occupied before hydrogen because they represent an unformed atom...a hydrogen atom in the making but with only a higgs-field...naked...with no nuclear particles, indicating they were snatched out of the furnace too soon. The rest is just induced logic which leads to Jesus Christ.
I've cracked it, Sriram's got something with his reincarnation, this post of Nick's, he's a reincarnated Stanley Unwin, have a look at this Wikki link :
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I'm pretty sure this fully explains Nick's posts, problem solved.
Regards to all, ippy and the next question?