Well, I've heard of him, at least - 'Letter from America', and all that (or was that the Proclaimers?). Thought he died years ago.
Only joking. If I was going to get interested in any competitive sports, they'd probably be cycling and cricket. Hemel Hempstead has three cricket teams, the grounds of two of which are only about a quarter of a mile apart. If they were much closer, a hefty lob from the batsman on one ground could send the ball onto the other one.