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Nearly Sane

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The ultimate birth control
« on: September 21, 2018, 01:42:40 PM »
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Shaker

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Re: The ultimate birth control
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2018, 01:52:12 PM »
Fancy that - a prick on a condom.
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Re: The ultimate birth control
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2018, 03:36:24 PM »
Which would in so many ways defeat the purpose
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Re: The ultimate birth control
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2018, 06:47:42 PM »
Quote from: Nearly Sane on September 21, 2018, 01:42:40 PM
Surely a wank sock would be more appropriate

https://mobile.twitter.com/michaellcrick/status/1043078678878609408?s=12

I would have thought one would run a mile rather than use a condom featuring that horrible individual on the packaging! :o
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Re: The ultimate birth control
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2018, 06:53:27 PM »
Quote from: Shaker on September 21, 2018, 01:52:12 PM
Fancy that - a prick on a condom.


I have no doubt mentioned before when I was about 12 years old I was keen to have a brother, having three sisters. I decided to use a darning needle on my father's condoms, which he kept in his bedside locker, which was out of bounds if course to us children . My mother never did get pregnant again! Heaven help me if my crime had been discovered! :o
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Re: The ultimate birth control
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2018, 07:33:46 PM »
Quote from: Nearly Sane on September 21, 2018, 01:42:40 PM
Surely a wank sock would be more appropriate
There's a photo of one on the packaging.
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Re: The ultimate birth control
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2018, 07:53:58 PM »
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As if someone going to the UKIP young independence shop is going to ever need 4 condoms
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