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Foreskin Facial
« on: November 26, 2018, 06:10:37 PM »
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Re: Foreskin Facial
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2018, 06:31:36 PM »
Blimey! :o E45 seems to keep my wrinkles at bay.
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Re: Foreskin Facial
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2018, 06:58:33 PM »
Are babies in S Korea routinely circumcised? Because I'll bet anything the parents get paid for this.
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Re: Foreskin Facial
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2018, 09:00:27 PM »
Quote from: Trentvoyager on November 26, 2018, 06:10:37 PM
Well this gives a whole new meaning to the insult dickhead:

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/shortcuts/2018/nov/26/foreskin-facial-kate-beckinsale-serum-anti-ageing

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It is perfectly normal to want to have the liquidised foreskins of multiple babies rubbed all over your face.

I think I'll stick with wrinkles.

Of course, I do have the advantage of being a man and working in a field where normal ageing won't end my career.

Actually, my biggest concern is that the financial incentives might lead a lot more people to circumcise their children.
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Re: Foreskin Facial
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2018, 09:05:40 PM »
WTF?
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Re: Foreskin Facial
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2018, 04:13:41 PM »
I'll bet she has not been told about the side effects .... after 5 years testicles descend from the earlobes.
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Re: Foreskin Facial
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2018, 07:07:36 PM »
I vaguely recall reading - some years ago - that infant prepuces were used in plastic surgery to cover areas of skin damaged by burns. Following excision, the prepuce would be placed into some kind of culture which would enable it to grow to a considerable size.

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Re: Foreskin Facial
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2018, 09:21:47 AM »
I am against circumcision unless it is done for justifiable medical reason relating to the child who is having their foreskin removed.
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Re: Foreskin Facial
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2018, 03:00:49 PM »
Did someone mention circumcision?  :o
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Re: Foreskin Facial
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2018, 03:04:28 PM »
Quote from: Sassy on November 30, 2018, 03:00:49 PM
Did someone mention circumcision?  :o


How else is the foreskin removed? ::)
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Re: Foreskin Facial
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2018, 03:10:10 PM »
Geek alert...... There'sa prescription for gout inscribed on the wall of Henutsen, a physician at the court of Pep II of Egypt's sixth dynasty. It goese as follows *as translated by H. Breasted in 1935) Return to the couch where thou fellest pain. Take the milk from a sheep, mix it with honey and the wax from the comb, add the foreskin of thy second sone, and drink, saying "I will be well in the sight of the hidden One". (Circumcision was practised off and on (sorry....!) during three thousand years in Egyptian history.
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Re: Foreskin Facial
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2018, 05:06:44 PM »
Is religious circumcision of baby boys still performed without pain relief?
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Re: Foreskin Facial
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2018, 10:08:59 PM »
Religions ?!?!?
Jewish !?!?!?!?
Muslim ?!?!?
What the F is wrong with these eff-wits, eh ???

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