Spud,
I'm not going to trust an answer that isn't backed up with evidence.
Except we know that the evidence – accounts written long after the events by people who weren’t there in the context of societies where rational explanations were rare and miracle stories were commonplace – is weak at best, especially as it concerns a supposedly supernatural explanation when the quaity of evidence would have to be extraordinary. Besides, what need have you then of “faith” if you think that you have evidence?
So the story is that someone pushed a woman with a pushchair. The explanation is to save her life. Jesus died and rose again (the story) but it turns out he did it to make people think he is a god to be worshipped.
Well, that could be a possible explanation (aside from, "to save us from our sin").
There are lots of possible explanations that don’t involve a miracle. Which if any of them is correct isn’t though the point – rather the point is to find a method to eliminate them all if you want to be certain about a miracle being the only possible explanation.
Whatever the explanation, the author has told us what he saw: that is, the same person who died by crucifixion was seen alive three days later.
You’ve missed the point again. Even allowing for a witness having his words faithfully reported long after the event, what he saw
and his explanation for it are not the same thing. He may well have seen what he interpreted to be one person alive, dead for a bit, then alive again but an interpretation is an explanatory narrative, and you can’t “witness” an explanation. Person A would have the interpretation “thug attacking woman”; person B would have the explanation “hero saving woman from scaffolding”. Both A and B though would have witnessed the same event.
If an eyewitness can't write, or at least doesn't have A-Level theology, then he would recount his story to someone who can, and that is apparently what happened with the gospels. Also, the accounts by one of the church fathers, who knew John, do not conflict with John's own gospel account. Meaning that little or no change occurred across a generation.
The theology bit is irrelevant, and besides he’d have told it to someone who told it to someone who told it to someone etc multiple time before it was eventually written down maybe 20 – 30 years later, probably in a different language. That’d be a remarkable feat of accurate repeated memory given how corrupted messages become even in a game of Chinese whispers, and besides STILL all you’d have is an account of what the witness
thought he saw – ie, his explanation for it.
Multiple witnesses?
First, you’d only have the one witness account of there even being multiple witnesses. Second you’d have no way of knowing whether the other witnesses had the same interpretation of the event or different interpretations entirely (for all you know witness A said “miracle” and witness B said, “there’s old Jesus doing his party trick again”. Guess which one would have been written down?). Third, there were supposedly multiple witnesses to lots of other miracles too (Mohammed ascending on a winged horse for example) that you think to be as daft as I think your miracle story to be daft. You can’t just cite multiple witnesses as relevant when it suits and discount it when it doesn’t.