Author Topic: Quote for the Day  (Read 60378 times)

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Re: Quote for the Day
« Reply #50 on: August 13, 2019, 03:45:36 PM »
"I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson."  Emo Philips
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Re: Quote for the Day
« Reply #51 on: August 14, 2019, 08:03:17 AM »
"There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them."

Niels Bohr
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Re: Quote for the Day
« Reply #52 on: August 14, 2019, 09:18:49 AM »
"We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. "

Charles Bukowski

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Re: Quote for the Day
« Reply #53 on: August 15, 2019, 06:32:21 PM »
"The space within becomes the reality of the building."

Frank Lloyd Wright


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Re: Quote for the Day
« Reply #54 on: August 16, 2019, 10:05:56 AM »
"I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand."

Confucius

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Re: Quote for the Day
« Reply #55 on: August 17, 2019, 08:48:06 AM »
"It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them."

Agatha Christie
Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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Re: Quote for the Day
« Reply #56 on: August 20, 2019, 05:55:10 PM »
When a man is in despair, it means that he still believes in something.

Dmitri Shostakovich
 
Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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Re: Quote for the Day
« Reply #57 on: August 23, 2019, 09:36:45 AM »
The essential dilemma of my life is between my deep desire to belong and my suspicion of belonging.

Jhumpa Lahiri

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Re: Quote for the Day
« Reply #58 on: August 23, 2019, 01:31:22 PM »
"The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as to seem not worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it."

Bertrand Russell
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Re: Quote for the Day
« Reply #59 on: August 24, 2019, 01:48:52 PM »

The new Liberal woman is toxic to both womanhood and manhood.

~ Shieena Waters
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Re: Quote for the Day
« Reply #60 on: August 25, 2019, 10:07:24 AM »
"I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat."

Rebecca West


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Re: Quote for the Day
« Reply #61 on: August 26, 2019, 09:59:21 AM »
"There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad."

Salvador Dali


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Re: Quote for the Day
« Reply #62 on: August 27, 2019, 07:23:23 AM »
"I don't want it good. I want it Tuesday."

Jack L. Warner


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Re: Quote for the Day
« Reply #63 on: August 27, 2019, 09:11:12 AM »
"First they came for the journalists, and I did nothing for I was not a journalist.

Then, I didn't hear anything more about it. Hang on, there's someone at the door..."

Betty Bowers (America's 'Best' Christian)
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Re: Quote for the Day
« Reply #64 on: August 28, 2019, 12:15:00 PM »
"The English think they are free. They are free only during the election of members of parliament."

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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Re: Quote for the Day
« Reply #65 on: August 29, 2019, 11:28:58 AM »
"We have art in order not to die of the truth."

Friedrich Nietzsche

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Re: Quote for the Day
« Reply #66 on: August 29, 2019, 11:56:12 AM »
"You will not fuck with my children’s future. You will not destroy the freedoms my grandfather fought two world wars to defend. Fuck off you over-promoted rubber bath toy. Britain is revolted by you and you little gang of masturbatory prefects."

Hugh Grant, to Boris Johnson
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Re: Quote for the Day
« Reply #67 on: August 30, 2019, 09:30:24 AM »


"Should you find yourself in a chronically leaking boat, energy devoted to changing vessels is likely to be more productive than energy devoted to patching leaks."

Warren Buffett

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Re: Quote for the Day
« Reply #68 on: August 31, 2019, 09:21:40 AM »
"I just need somewhere to dump all my negativity."

Van Morrison


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Re: Quote for the Day
« Reply #69 on: September 01, 2019, 10:22:36 AM »
"We are all in this together, by ourselves."

Lily Tomlin


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Re: Quote for the Day
« Reply #70 on: September 02, 2019, 09:49:14 AM »
"The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way."

Keanu Reeves

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Re: Quote for the Day
« Reply #71 on: September 03, 2019, 07:20:48 AM »

"In cognitively demanding fields, there are no naturals. Nobody walks into an operating room straight out of a surgical rotation and does world-class neurosurgery."

Malcolm Gladwell


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Re: Quote for the Day
« Reply #72 on: September 03, 2019, 10:20:57 AM »
"We'll negotiate a withdrawal from the EEC which has drained our natural resources and destroyed jobs."

Tony Blair before he became an MP in 1983.
Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'
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Re: Quote for the Day
« Reply #73 on: September 04, 2019, 10:24:36 AM »
"Huge institutions producing costly services dominate the horizons of our inventiveness."

Ivan Illich

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Re: Quote for the Day
« Reply #74 on: September 05, 2019, 06:58:52 AM »



"If lies were flies, the swarm around him would be so thick that Boris Johnson would be invisible. His gruff, mock-jovial Etonian tones would be drowned out by their incessant, deafening hum. "


Fintan O'Toole