When you state we are too big, too small, too old, too ugly, too mannish, too irrelevant blah, blah, blah, do bear in mind we hold no ambition to be some random splutter’s wank-standard and neither a role model for the puddle-deep.
Alison Moyet on being a woman (Twitter today)
I keep reading "random splutter's wank-standard" and then giggling fairly uncontrollably.