"Musicals are opera for stupid people" is a quotation from somewhere-or-other. I admit I was exaggersting to be provocative: some musicals would be very enjoysble, no doubt, if I could be bothered to go and see them. Judging by the brief clips I've seen, Ooooooooooo-klahoma is probably good, and those glitzy Hollywood musicals from the 30s with the sumptuous sert-pieces and Fred Astaire dancing down a roccoco staircase (no-one could tread a stair like Fred Astaire) are quite something. What I can't stand are hundreds of chirpy cockney sparrers swinging off Victorian lamp-posts in cobbled streets to some horrible, jaunty faux-cockney song such as "Fank you very mach" or "wiva little bit of lack", or the insufferably patronising faux-yiddishness of "Fiddler on the roof", possibly the worst musical ever inflicted on humanity.