Lucky strike? How lightning inspired builders of Callanish

[Nearly Sane]

Having welcomed in the New Year a couple of times at Calanais with a dram or two, this is fascinating.


https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/dec/21/callanish-standing-stones-lightning-strike-archaeology-lewis-scotland?fbclid=IwAR2upQ7o4efOdJlezsdzBjzyKVi3GwSrXeZMrJLmvyI8ekvvUymkiWlvCAY

[Walter]

Saney
That's brilliant , you can't beat a good flash in the open air ! ⚡️

[Nearly Sane]

Saney
That's brilliant , you can't beat a good flash in the open air ! ⚡️

Funny you should say that...

[ekim]

No, sorry, nothing to do with lightning.  That's fake news.  Like Stonehenge, it was a flying saucer landing site.  The marks were caused by the warp drive on take off.

[jeremyp]

No, sorry, nothing to do with lightning.  That's fake news.  Like Stonehenge, it was a flying saucer landing site.  The marks were caused by the warp drive on take off.

Don't be silly, you can't use warp drive straight from the surface of a planet.

[ekim]

Don't be silly, you can't use warp drive straight from the surface of a planet.

They were malfunctions caused by the Kardashians.

[Harrowby Hall]

No, sorry, nothing to do with lightning.  That's fake news.  Like Stonehenge, it was a flying saucer landing site.  The marks were caused by the warp drive on take off.

Come off it. How on earth can you say it was aliens.

Everybody knows that Stonehenge was built at the time of the Great Flood, Bishop Usher said so. Noah was responsible for carrying the green stones from Wales to Wiltshire in the Ark.

[ekim]

Quite easily, because I met somebody who was transported back in time by the aliens and he witnessed the event.  Two of their craft had warp core malfunctions and needed repair.  They transported a number of people from an area in Turkey to Wales to act as slaves in the process of procuring suitable stones to support the space ships whilst undergoing repair.  Tractor beams were used position the stones in an appropriate circular position.  The abductee was returned to this time zone.  The fact that I met him in Broadmoor is beside the point.