One of the (many) problems with the Windsor soap opera is the way their actors are brought up to expect the audience to defer to them. I cite an experience a friend of mine had in the Dumfries house estate last month. He and his friend were walking their dogs (on leads) when a flunky told them to go elsewhere. Knowing their legal right to roam here, they ignored him....and bumped into Chairlie and Camilla out for a stroll. The chappie paused, expecting some kind of acknowledgement. My friend sais "Aye, son, you're there". Silence. "Do you know to whom you're speaking?" "Aye...mind, they say senility come tae us a;!" Chairlie, apparently, turned red.... Camilla was heard to say "Bloody oiks". Later, flunkey caught up with them and tried to give them a lesson on etiquette. My friend Sandy takes lessons from no-one. In other words, Chairlie must have been miffed at the lack of deference, and asked flunkey to teach oik a lesson. Aye, right.