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Dicky Underpants

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Re: You know you are getting old when.........
« Reply #50 on: July 18, 2020, 03:47:52 PM »
You kneel down to tie your shoelaces, and look around to see if there's something else you could do whilst you're still down there.
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SteveH

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Re: You know you are getting old when.........
« Reply #51 on: July 21, 2020, 12:04:47 PM »
Your memory gets poorer.
You need reading glasses.
You're entitled to a bus pass.
Your memory gets poorer.
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I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.
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