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Cockney Alphabet
« on: July 28, 2020, 11:12:39 AM »
"Cockney" alphabets were once popular joke alphabets, with many variant versions. They went, for example:
"A for 'orses
B for mutton"
etc., each letter being a dreadful pun. I suggest (yet) another alphabetical game, this time inventing our own puns, so I'll start:
A for bull chap.
I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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Re: Cockney Alphabet
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2020, 11:22:06 AM »
B for the flood

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Re: Cockney Alphabet
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2020, 11:22:20 AM »
B for Botham

G for escaping convicts.

R for Daily

U for ear

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Re: Cockney Alphabet
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2020, 11:31:03 AM »
B for Botham

G for escaping convicts.

R for Daily

U for ear
One at a time, and in the correct order, please!
I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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Re: Cockney Alphabet
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2020, 11:32:02 AM »
C for swimming
I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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Re: Cockney Alphabet
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2020, 11:35:21 AM »
D for blind

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Re: Cockney Alphabet
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2020, 11:36:54 AM »
E for got his trousers.
I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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Re: Cockney Alphabet
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2020, 11:40:58 AM »
F for Simon

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Re: Cockney Alphabet
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2020, 11:54:37 AM »
One at a time, and in the correct order, please!

They are one at a time and they are in the correct order.
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Re: Cockney Alphabet
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2020, 12:58:11 PM »
G for police
I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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Re: Cockney Alphabet
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2020, 01:31:57 PM »
They are one at a time and they are in the correct order.
Play properly, and stop being a smart-alec. It's not clever, and it's not funny.
I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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Re: Cockney Alphabet
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2020, 01:53:31 PM »
 A for 'orses

 B for Mutton

 C for thighlanders (Seaforth Highlanders)

 F ervesant

 G f'of police

 O for the wings of a dove

 Q for the loo

 T for two

 U for me

 Can't remember the rest; my Grandfather used to use it mainly to wind my Granma up!






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Re: Cockney Alphabet
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2020, 01:55:01 PM »
Play properly, and stop being a smart-alec. It's not clever, and it's not funny.

X for liation
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Re: Cockney Alphabet
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2020, 05:22:28 PM »
C for yourself
D for rent
F for vescence
I for novello
J for oranges
L for leather
K for grotto
L for leather
M for size
O for the road
Q for busses
R for mo
S for williams
T for two
U for me
V for la france
Y for husband
Z for zodiac

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Re: Cockney Alphabet
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2020, 06:42:43 PM »

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Re: Cockney Alphabet
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2020, 08:12:16 PM »
Here's the version I know off by heart:

A is for 'orses

B for mutton

C for yourself

D for mation of character

E for gas

F for vescent

G for police

H for ever (Heather)

I for Novello

J for oranges

K for teria

L for leather

M for Cream Sherry

N for mation

O for the top

P 45

Q for taxis

R for Daley

S for Rantzen

T for 2

U for mism

V for La France

W yer money

X for breakfast

Y for unts

Z for ellie

"Don't make me come down there."

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Re: Cockney Alphabet
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2020, 09:16:49 PM »
Has anyone read Steve's OP?

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Re: Cockney Alphabet
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2020, 09:38:08 PM »
W for anchor.
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Re: Cockney Alphabet
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2020, 10:33:54 PM »
Has anyone read Steve's OP?
Never mind - let's just make it a general topic thread. It'd probably run out of steam soon as a game, anyway.
I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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Re: Cockney Alphabet
« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2020, 11:32:44 PM »

Never mind - let's just make it a general topic thread. It'd probably run out of steam soon as a game, anyway.


Knowing senses of humour and the inventiveness of some stalwarts of this Forum I think you are monumentally underestimating their abilities to make some seriously twisted inventions and mangling of the English language!
The Holy Bible, probably the most diabolical work of fiction ever to be visited upon mankind.

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Re: Cockney Alphabet
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2020, 12:49:10 PM »
i for the ladies

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Re: Cockney Alphabet
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2020, 01:39:11 PM »

 J 's for the toilet
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Re: Cockney Alphabet
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2020, 01:55:54 PM »
K For Sutherland

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Re: Cockney Alphabet
« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2020, 02:30:41 PM »
L for sinners

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Re: Cockney Alphabet
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2020, 02:38:09 PM »
M for Trousers