Why are you an: a-leprechaunist/pink unicornist/whatever?

[Walt Zingmatilder]

At the risk of answering my own question...........I have stated at length why I am a leprechaunist is there any atheist here with the cohones to state why they are........

[Walt Zingmatilder]

I know many atheists are a leprechaunist for the same reason that they are atheists which is the same reason they are a leprechaunist which is the same reason they are atheist which is the same reason they are a leprechaunist which etc.

[Aruntraveller]

Are you plugged in to a random thread generator?

[bluehillside Retd.]

Vlad,

At the risk of answering my own question...........I have stated at length why I am a leprechaunist is there any atheist here with the cohones to state why they are........

I had no idea you were a leprechaunist. How do you worship the little fellas? Do you have to dress in green robes and dance a jig or something? What special chats with them in your head do you have?

More to the point, do you have any arguments to justify your belief "leprechauns" that aren't as shit as the arguments you reference to justify your belief "God"?     

[Roses]

Of course leprechauns exist, one would have to be very silly not to believe in them, in a previous existence I was one called Padeen.

[Walt Zingmatilder]

Vlad,

I had no idea you were a leprechaunist. How do you worship the little fellas? Do you have to dress in green robes and dance a jig or something? What special chats with them in your head do you have?

More to the point, do you have any arguments to justify your claim "leprechauns" that aren't as shit as the arguments you reference to justify your belief "God"?     

I’m just asking why you are an a-leprechaunist Hillside. You don’t immediately have to electrify the fences and send the henchmen out. Why are you a-leprechaunist Hillside?

[Walt Zingmatilder]

Of course leprechauns exist, one would have to be very silly not to believe in them, in a previous existence I was one called Padeen.

Is that Irish Gaelic for axegrinder?

[Walt Zingmatilder]

And why does Dawkins not have to know any leprochology?

[bluehillside Retd.]

Captain Pigeon,

I’m just asking why you are an a-leprechaunist Hillside. You don’t immediately have to electrify the fences and send the henchmen out. Why are you a-leprechaunist Hillside?

Surely the more interesting question is why you are a leprechaunist isn't it?

[Walt Zingmatilder]

Captain Pigeon,

Surely the more interesting question is why you are a leprechaunist isn't it?

However interesting it is it has been answered. Why are you an a leprechaunist?.......and you know what... I might even pitch that over to the Richard Dawkins foundation.

[Walt Zingmatilder]

I’ll kick off because it is impossible to be invisible and pink.

[bluehillside Retd.]

Captain Pigeon,

However interesting it is it has been answered. Why are you an a leprechaunist........and you know what... I might even pitch that over to the Richard Dawkins foundation.

It certainly hasn't been answered! So far as I recall your OP is the fist time you've ever told us that you're a leprechaunist. This is quite a revelation you know. What form does your leprechaunism take? Are you a traditionalist or a member of the more liberal reformed brotherhood of leprechaunists? Do you dance special jigs on full moons or something? Where do you find all that gold to leave at the ends of rainbows?

And dammit man, why have you kept your leprechaunism such a secret for all this time?

I really think we should be told...

[BeRational]

I’ll kick off because it is impossible to be invisible and pink.

Just like it's not possible to be fully human and fully god

[Roses]

I have pink unicorns on my duvet cover. The point of this thread is?   You really must take a lot more water with your favourite tipple and stop imbibing it so early in the day.

[Walt Zingmatilder]

Just like it's not possible to be fully human and fully god

It is though since a better analogy is being fully freemasons and fully trainspotter. Invisible pink is just asking for trouble.

[Walt Zingmatilder]

I have pink unicorns on my duvet cover.

That's just where you spilled your Nesquik.

[Stranger]

I’ll kick off because it is impossible to be invisible and pink.

Q: What's red and invisible?

A: No tomatoes.

[Walt Zingmatilder]

Captain Pigeon,

It certainly hasn't been answered! So far as I recall your OP is the fist time you've ever told us that you're a leprechaunist. This is quite a revelation you know. What form does your leprechaunism take? Are you a traditionalist or a member of the more liberal reformed brotherhood of leprechaunists? Do you dance special jigs on full moons or something? Where do you find all that gold to leave at the ends of rainbows?

And dammit man, why have you kept your leprechaunism such a secret for all this time?

I really think we should be told...

Fucking hell, I am for the umpteenth time a leprechaunist because what should be eminently empirically detectable in a Leprechaun hasn't been. HONESTLY HILLSIDE your esteem of the shit that comes off your finger even extends to you even taking your jokey schtick seriously.How trumpian

[Walt Zingmatilder]

Captain Pigeon,

It certainly hasn't been answered! So far as I recall your OP is the fist time you've ever told us that you're a leprechaunist. This is quite a revelation you know. What form does your leprechaunism take? Are you a traditionalist or a member of the more liberal reformed brotherhood of leprechaunists? Do you dance special jigs on full moons or something? Where do you find all that gold to leave at the ends of rainbows?

And dammit man, why have you kept your leprechaunism such a secret for all this time?

I really think we should be told...

It would mean common ground with you Hillsideand I'd rather slam my dick in a door.

[bluehillside Retd.]

Captain Pigeon,

Fucking hell, I am for the umpteenth time a leprechaunist because what should be eminently empirically detectable in a Leprechaun hasn't been. HONESTLY HILLSIDE your esteem of the shit that comes off your finger even extends to you even taking your jokey schtick seriously.How trumpian

You're not making any sense. If you're "a leprechaunist" then you believe in leprechauns. And I know that you are a leprechaunist because you said so in your OP, and again just now.

Given this remarkable breaking news, I just wondered whether you'd like to share some details about what your leprechaunism entails?

Of course, if you'd rather keep it a secret (as you do any arguments you may have for your theism) that's a matter for you I guess, but in that case why did you announce your leprechaunism at all?   

[Walt Zingmatilder]

Captain Pigeon,

You're not making any sense. If you're "a leprechaunist" then you believe in leprechauns. And I know that you are a leprechaunist because you said so in your OP, and again just now.

Given this remarkable breaking news, I just wondered whether you'd like to share some details about what your leprechaunism entails?

Of course, if you'd rather keep it a secret (as you do any arguments you may have for your theism) that's a matter for you I guess, but in that case why did you announce your leprechaunism at all?   

Hillside......the world is waiting......why are you an a -Leprechaunist?

[Walt Zingmatilder]

Q: What's red and invisible?

A: No tomatoes.

What's grey and invisible?

Your brain.

[bluehillside Retd.]

Captain Pigeon,

Hillside......the world is waiting......why are you an a -Leprechaunist?

FFS! What's wrong with you? You've just announced that you're a leprechaunist, and repeated it in subsequent posts. Never mind about my a-leprechaunism, surely "the world" is much more interested in you leprechaunism I'd have thought. How did this sudden conversion come about
– did you see a rainbow and find your lost car keys just after that? Did you hear Irish jigs in your head? Has a patch of four-leaf clovers suddenly appeared in your garden?   

DAMMIT MAN - WHY WON'T YOU SHARE SOME DETAILS?

[Walt Zingmatilder]

So there we have it gentlemen. Three threads opened for them to volunteer answers to the questions they ask, giggle about and whack off to.......and not one answer. It looks as though we've found the lair of THE LEAGUE OF EVASIVE BASTARDS....Dun dun Dunnnnnnnnnnnn.

[Roses]

In my very 'humble' opinion, Vlad should have a board all to himself, the name of which should be DRIVEL. He should not be permitted to pollute the other boards with his wind up threads.