Why are you an: a-leprechaunist/pink unicornist/whatever?

[bluehillside Retd.]

Cap'n Pigeon,

So there we have it gentlemen. Three threads opened for them to volunteer answers to the questions they ask, giggle about and whack off to.......and not one answer. It looks as though we've found the lair of THE LEAGUE OF EVASIVE BASTARDS....Dun dun Dunnnnnnnnnnnn.

Surely the only "EVASIVE BASTARD" here is the person who announces that he's a leprechaunist and then refuses to tell us a thing about his leprechaunism despite being asked being asked politely several times to do so. You've got form for this of course what with never managing a coherent argument for your theism either, but I have to say it's very disappointing - I was looking forward to the story of your conversion. Has it not occurred to you that if you did share, maybe you'd encourage others down the true path of leprechaunism you've apparently discovered all by yourself? Don't you owe it to them at least?

Oh well. As for why folks aren't biting at your denial of service-type tactic of flooding this mb with near identical trolling OPs, I'll leave you to work that out for yourself. Here's a clue though: you've been sussed old son. 

[Walt Zingmatilder]

Cap'n Pigeon,

Surely the only "EVASIVE BASTARD" here is ........

You?

[Walt Zingmatilder]

Cap'n Pigeon,

Surely the only "EVASIVE BASTARD" here is the person who announces that he's a leprechaunist and then refuses to tell us a thing about his leprechaunism despite being asked being asked politely several times to do so. You've got form for this of course what with never managing a coherent argument for your theism either, but I have to say it's very disappointing - I was looking forward to the story of your conversion. Has it not occurred to you that if you did share, maybe you'd encourage others down the true path of leprechaunism you've apparently discovered all by yourself? Don't you owe it to them at least?

Oh well. As for why folks aren't biting at your denial of service-type tactic of flooding this mb with near identical trolling OPs, I'll leave you to work that out for yourself. Here's a clue though: you've been sussed old son.

Shitfinger.....hes the man, with the khaki plan and pale white van
He loves only white......onleeeeeeee shiiiiiiiite.

[bluehillside Retd.]

Cap'n Pigeon,

You?

As you're the one who won't tell us why he's a leprechaunist, clearly not. Shall I start a thread on your new-found leprechaunism, or will you just ignore that too?   

[bluehillside Retd.]

Cap'n Pigeon,

Shitfinger.....hes the man, with the khaki plan and pale white van
He loves only white......onleeeeeeee shiiiiiiiite.

Tantrum over? OK then, so about your recent conversion to leprechaunism...

... or have you alway secretly been a leprechaunist but only today have plucked up the courage to announce it here?

DAMMIT MAN, WHY BE COY ABOUT IT? 

[Gordon]

Moderator:

This thread combines two threads of Vlad's, as the amended title notes, in order to avoid duplication regarding this important and compelling question.

Over to you guys.

[bluehillside Retd.]

Hi Gordon,

Moderator:

This thread combines two threads of Vlad's, as the amended title notes, in order to avoid duplication regarding this important and compelling question.

Over to you guys.

Thanks for this. I fear you've made a mistake in the title though - the Cap'n has told us repeatedly that he's a leprechaunist, not an a-leprechaunist. Sadly he won't tell us anything about his leprechaunism, but we should get the details right on this (as you note) important and compelling question. 

[Gordon]

Hi Gordon,

Thanks for this. I fear you've made a mistake in the title though - the Cap'n has told us repeatedly that he's a leprechaunist, not an a-leprechaunist. Sadly he won't tell us anything about his leprechaunism, but we should get the details right on this (as you note) important and compelling question.

Moderator:

The 'a-leprechaunist' bit of the thread title is exactly as Vlad wrote it - it is in the OP that he concedes he is a leprechaunist, and as you say we await his clarification with interest.

[Walt Zingmatilder]

Hi Gordon,

Thanks for this. I fear you've made a mistake in the title though - the Cap'n has told us repeatedly that he's a leprechaunist, not an a-leprechaunist. Sadly he won't tell us anything about his leprechaunism, but we should get the details right on this (as you note) important and compelling question.

For the record I am  both Aleprochaunist and an Aleprechaunist. Hillside will have to see if he can get anymore  ill out of my earlier type.

Any body care to answer the question "Why are you an aleprochaunist?" Or apinkinvisibleunicornist or whether they admit donning the colander and attending the meetings to ensure the continuation of the ilk. ?

[Outrider]

I’ll kick off because it is impossible to be invisible and pink.

Surely it's invisible because you can't see it, but what you can't see is that it's pink?  I thought this was well-established 'serious unicornology' by now?

O.

[Walt Zingmatilder]

Surely it's invisible because you can't see it, but what you can't see is that it's pink?  I thought this was well-established 'serious unicornology' by now?

O.

There are some ramifications of this, Descarte's " I'm Pink therefore I'm spam" for instance.

[Outrider]

There are some ramifications of this, Descarte's " I'm Pink therefore I'm spam" for instance.

But wasn't Archbishop Puce McLilac (latterly Pope Fuchsia II 1/2) who observed that if he only thought he thought, then he might be?

O.

[Walt Zingmatilder]

But wasn't Archbishop Puce McLilac (latterly Pope Fuchsia II 1/2) who observed that if he only thought he thought, then he might be?

O.

I suppose your going to propose the universe is looped in time. That it's possible to go back to the fuschia.

[Walt Zingmatilder]

Of course the leading philosopher on this is Stephen Pinker.

[Walt Zingmatilder]

Of course, As far as the unicorn was concerned Lane Craig was able to see right through it.

[bluehillside Retd.]

Cap'n Pigeon,

For the record I am  both Aleprochaunist...

Nope, no idea. You've invented the word though, so perhaps you'd better tell us what you want it to mean.

...and an Aleprechaunist. Hillside will have to see if he can get anymore  ill out of my earlier type.

Wait, hang on – what happened to you being a "leprechaunist" though as you told us you were several times? Did you change your mind? Was there some kind of de-conversion therapy or intervention to drag you back to a-leprehaunism? I'd be careful if I were you - you know how murderous the leprechaunists can be when they think they have an apostate in their midst - even worse that some Christians I hear. Perhaps you should tool up before you leave the house for your next game of pigeon chess in the park or something, just in case? 

Any body care to answer the question "Why are you an aleprochaunist?" Or apinkinvisibleunicornist or whether they admit donning the colander and attending the meetings to ensure the continuation of the ilk. ?

As you're just spewing random collections of letters now how do you expect anyone to answer that question?

If however what you're trying to say is your intended original troll of "why are people a-leprechaunists?" you know the answer already - I'm an a-leprechaunist for exactly the same reasons that you're an a-leprechaunist (welcome back by the way). They are also exactly the same reasons I'm am atheist by the way, but your thinking hasn't developed that far yet.

Maybe one day eh?   

[Walt Zingmatilder]

Cap'n Pigeon,

Nope, no idea. You've invented the word though, so perhaps you'd better tell us what you want it to mean.

Wait, hang on – what happened to you being a "leprechaunist" though as you told us you were several times? Did you change your mind? Was there some kind of de-conversion therapy or intervention to drag you back to a-leprehaunism? I'd be careful if I were you - you know how murderous the leprechaunists can be when they think they have an apostate in their midst - even worse that some Christians I hear. Perhaps you should tool up before you leave the house for your next game of pigeon chess in the park or something? 

As you're just spewing random collections of letters now how do you expect anyone to answer that question?

If however what you're trying to say is your intended original troll of "why are people a-leprechaunists?" you know the answer already - I'm an a-leprechaunist for exactly the same reason that you're an a-leprechaunist (welcome back by the way). They are also exactly the same reasons I'm am atheist by the way, but your thinking hasn't developed that far yet.

.......that's all very well ......but WTF are they?

[bluehillside Retd.]

Cap'n Pigeon,

.......that's all very well ......but WTF are they?

You don't know your own reasons for being an a-leprechaunist? Seriously though? Doesn't that trouble you at all?

What if one day you're fluttering through Trafalgar Square say and someone lures you down with some bread crumbs, and before you know it they grab you by the throat and demand to know why you have no belief that leprechauns are real? Don't you think you should have some answers lined up just in case?   

[Walt Zingmatilder]

Cap'n Pigeon,

You don't know your own reasons for being an a-leprechaunist? Seriously though? Doesn't that trouble you at all?

What if one day you're fluttering through Trafalgar Square say and someone lures you down with some bread crumbs, and before you know it they grab you by the throat and demand to know why you have no belief that leprechauns are real? Don't you think you should have some answers lined up just in case?

I know my reasons for not believing in Leprechauns and so do you.

Leprechauns are small irishmen dressed in green they are to be located at the ends of rainbows with pots of gold.All those things are empirical. There are no reports of these empirical features being located.

Now that leaves you with a little problem doesn't it.

Either these are your reasons too in which they are not applicable to God or they are not your reasons for non belief in Leprechauns.

Either solution exposes you to the charge of trouser talk. Ha ha.

[jeremyp]

I’ll kick off because it is impossible to be invisible and pink.

It's no more impossible to be invisible and pink than it is to be both human and god.

Edit: Ninja'd!

[jeremyp]

No Jeremy ........it really is.

No, really it isn't. In fact since pinkness and invisibility both definitely exist, it's more possible to be invisible and pink than human and god.

[Walt Zingmatilder]

It's no more impossible to be invisible and pink than it is to be both human and god.

Show then how it is possible to be human and God.

[jeremyp]

Show then how it is possible to be human and God.

Why should I? You're the one who claims it is.

[Walt Zingmatilder]

No, really it isn't. In fact since pinkness and invisibility both definitely exist, it's more possible than to be invisible and pink than human and god.

Can any of those wonderful clever fallacy spotters, dedicated heroes and  lovers of truth and sound argument that Gordon keeps praising sort Jeremy out on Invisible Pink here?.........Looks like your in the clear Jeremy.

[Walt Zingmatilder]

Why should I? You're the one who claims it is.

Sorry. Show how it is impossible to be human and God.