So what has Boris done to merit his forced resignation?
He broke his own laws with respect to COVID19 lockdowns and then lied about it to parliament. That by itself should have been enough. But like the mendacious arsehole he is, he clung on to power. He hasn't got an ounce of integrity.
He's also a serial adulterer. Remember that commandment that your religion touts?
He won a landslide majority for the Tory party
Partly because the opposition was weak.
He got Brexit done.
But he didn't did he. He screwed up the Northern Ireland protocol so badly that he was trying to weasel out of it.
Hundreds of lives were saved in the early days of the pandemic by early roll out of vaccines - unhindered by EU red tape regulations.
EU red tape would have had no effect on the vaccine roll out. The government did do quite well on that but EU countries have since overtaken us and we mustn't forget Boris's indecisiveness at the beginning of the pandemic when his failure to order a lock down killed a lot of people.
Many businesses were saved during the lockdown by the most generous furlough scheme in Europe.
That is true, although we are paying for it now.
Britain led the way in giving support to Ukraine to defend themselves from Russian attack.
I think of that as a "look a squirrel" moment. It was fortunate for Ukraine that Boris needed something to distract us from the mundane problem of having a lying shit running the country.
He had a few drinks and a slice of cake with work colleagues during lock down.
He tried to cover up some of his errors which were blown up totally out of proportion by the media - which seemed to attach more importance to having cakes and drinks than dealing with a looming third word war.
My friend had to inform his mother about the death of his father and her husband by shouting through the letterbox of her house. Don't give me that shit about it only being a few cakes and drinks.
There are several levels to this. First there was the actual offence, which was fairly minor. But then we are talking about an alleged professional organisation that seemed to be in permanent party mode while the country was burning down. Even if these people were behaving like teenagers, surely they could have seen that the optics looked really bad from a political perspective? It all bespeaks a badly run organisation with an unprofessional culture and politically clueless people. If the project I am on was run like that we'd all be fired. But this isn't a minor IT project for there NHS, it's the office of the prime minister.
Then, of course BJ lied about it all in parliament. That by itself would have been enough for a resignation. BJ has treated parliament and the country with contempt. He must go.
I hope Nadine Dorries will be successful in her endeavours to carry on the good work.
Do you know somerthing we don't.