I get the sarcasm, but why would the government try to bribe the wealthiest areas, which are already solidy Tory? It'd make more sense to bribe the poor and middle-income areas.
Just possibilities, but:
a) they aren't convinced that those locations are 'solidly' Tory, right now
b) they're pacifying interests within the Party (local MPs, local party associations?) rather than the broader electorate
c) recent allegations notwithstanding, they couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery (a lockdown, yes, but not a brewery)
d) there is no coherent plan here, they just heard someone shouting what seems like a good cause to them and went with it
e) their mate Tarquin in Gloucester has a traveller camp just at the edge of his smallholding, only 12 miles from the house, and it's bringing the value down.
f) because it's not a bribe, it's a reward for loyalty because they don't think they're in any real danger of losing, come election time, given the hatchet-job their media friends will do on the opposition and they're reasonably content that the BBC has been hobbled.
I'm waiting for some Toron to dribble on about 'relative' or 'local' inequalities to try and shit-spout their way out of this one.
O.