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jeremyp

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In otter news...
« on: June 10, 2022, 12:01:57 PM »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-61756567

Otters in Wiltshire have found out that ponds in gardens often have all you can eat  takeaway food establishments.

I'd rather have the otters than the ornamental fish.
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Re: In otter news...
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2022, 02:52:54 PM »
How would you tempt the otters to stay after they have eaten all the fish?
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Re: In otter news...
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2022, 04:28:31 PM »
Quote from: Harrowby Hall on June 10, 2022, 02:52:54 PM
How would you tempt the otters to stay after they have eaten all the fish?

You just get more fish, innit! ;)
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Re: In otter news...
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2022, 10:21:00 PM »
Yeah, right. Pull the otter one.
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Re: In otter news...
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2022, 07:22:13 AM »
Sounds a bit too fishy to be true.
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Re: In otter news...
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2022, 09:18:19 AM »
Stop carping.
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Re: In otter news...
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2022, 09:39:08 AM »
Quote from: Harrowby Hall on June 10, 2022, 02:52:54 PM
How would you tempt the otters to stay after they have eaten all the fish?
More fish
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« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2022, 10:05:29 AM »
Quote from: Steve H on June 11, 2022, 09:18:19 AM
Stop carping.

Climb down from your perch, old chap  :) :) :) :)
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