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Re: The next PM...
« Reply #425 on: October 21, 2022, 09:10:17 AM »
Soul???

I think they probably meant 'sole'... after 44 days, something certainly stinks!

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Re: The next PM...
« Reply #426 on: October 21, 2022, 09:32:25 AM »
This open from Newsnight last night is a work of editing art


https://twitter.com/timoncheese/status/1583216768986013701?t=yVQ2uVngAV5lhlkcrKCHcQ&s=19
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Re: The next PM...
« Reply #427 on: October 21, 2022, 10:04:31 AM »
Shortest-ever prime-ministerial term, shortest-ever home secretarial term in modern times, and shortest-ever Chancellorship apart from Iain Mcleod in 1970, but he was a special case because he unexpectedly snuffed it. What a dismal set of records!

Jeremy Hunt might beat the record.
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Re: The next PM...
« Reply #428 on: October 21, 2022, 10:06:57 AM »
Har-de-har.
Ben Wallace looks like the safest pair of hands out of this lot, which is why I cynically hope he doesn't get the job: what we need is yet another numpty, to ensure a Labour landslide when the election finally arrives.

I really don't want to go through two years of disaster and destruction just because you want a Labour landslide.
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Re: The next PM...
« Reply #429 on: October 21, 2022, 10:29:05 AM »
We're safe - Charles is a god!

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Re: The next PM...
« Reply #430 on: October 21, 2022, 10:39:59 AM »
I really don't want to go through two years of disaster and destruction just because you want a Labour landslide.

Much though I want a Labour government, I agree.

We need someone with a basic grasp of the markets and how they operate, allied with an awareness of ordinary people's needs and concerns. The second part of that equation is a difficult ask from the current crop of apparent candidates. So I guess I'll have to settle for the first part. Rishi it is, then. :-[

The only other possibility, and I'm not sure the figures stack up, is that Boris Johnson returns and enough of his backbenchers are so pissed off that they fall in line behind a vote of no confidence. But that is a really long shot, and the possibility of letting Johnson back in gives me a great sense of foreboding.
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Re: The next PM...
« Reply #431 on: October 21, 2022, 10:53:50 AM »
Quite likely only two, albeit one will have had a brief 6 week absence while Truss was PM.

I don't think Boris will get back in. Most MPs probably regard that idea as political suicide.

Anyway. We had a period between two general elections with three PMs between 1935 and 1945. It was unusual circumstances though.

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Re: The next PM...
« Reply #432 on: October 21, 2022, 11:28:02 AM »
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right...
I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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Re: The next PM...
« Reply #433 on: October 21, 2022, 12:42:13 PM »
'Monday's PM will have a new face,
Tuesday's PM will leave no trace,
Wednesday's PM will be full of Woe
Thursday's PM will make them go
Friday's PM to the rich will be giving
Saturday's PM - the rest work for a living
But the PM that is here on the Sabath day...
who am I kidding - will fuck up and then not stay'

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Re: The next PM...
« Reply #434 on: October 21, 2022, 12:49:22 PM »
Johnson and Sunak now joint favourites at 6/5

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Re: The next PM...
« Reply #435 on: October 21, 2022, 01:00:48 PM »
My mind keeps turning to this. I wonder why?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_of_the_Four_Emperors

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Re: The next PM...
« Reply #436 on: October 21, 2022, 01:35:33 PM »
Wallace has ruled himself out.
I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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Re: The next PM...
« Reply #437 on: October 21, 2022, 01:55:08 PM »
Wallace has ruled himself out.
Frrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddoooooommmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!

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Re: The next PM...
« Reply #438 on: October 21, 2022, 02:06:44 PM »
Or 1066, the year of the three Kings.
I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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Re: The next PM...
« Reply #439 on: October 21, 2022, 02:14:51 PM »
Or 1066, the year of the three Kings.
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Re: The next PM...
« Reply #440 on: October 21, 2022, 02:27:05 PM »

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Re: The next PM...
« Reply #441 on: October 21, 2022, 06:30:14 PM »
Soul???
The tories could fight for a soul if they actually had one.
I doubt they've even seen their face in a mirror.
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Re: The next PM...
« Reply #442 on: October 21, 2022, 07:17:01 PM »
Wallace has ruled himself out.
yeh.....of the title "decent tory"

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Re: The next PM...
« Reply #443 on: October 21, 2022, 08:56:14 PM »
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Re: The next PM...
« Reply #444 on: October 21, 2022, 11:01:01 PM »
There are reports that Risky Sunak has already got his 100 nominations, while Johnson is in the 40s and Mordaunt in the 20s.
I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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« Reply #445 on: October 21, 2022, 11:26:23 PM »
There are reports that Risky Sunak has already got his 100 nominations, while Johnson is in the 40s and Mordaunt in the 20s.
Sunak has moved back to 7/4 on, while Johnson is 19/10. Mordaunt is 39/5

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Re: The next PM...
« Reply #446 on: October 21, 2022, 11:35:37 PM »
Sunak has moved back to 7/4 on, while Johnson is 19/10. Mordaunt is 39/5
Not being a betting man, I have no idea what that means.
I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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Re: The next PM...
« Reply #447 on: October 22, 2022, 04:40:51 AM »

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Re: The next PM...
« Reply #448 on: October 22, 2022, 09:12:26 AM »
Not being a betting man, I have no idea what that means.
You can think about it a bit more mathematically to work out each bet would be x/20,So the odds would 35/20, 38/20 and 156/20 (respectively)so, looking at those odds, Riski is the favourite bet.(I'm  pretty sure Alice Roberts would keep saying "it's  a bit more complicated  than that." But that's  only because it is.)
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Re: The next PM...
« Reply #449 on: October 22, 2022, 10:16:22 AM »
You can think about it a bit more mathematically to work out each bet would be x/20,So the odds would 35/20, 38/20 and 156/20 (respectively)so, looking at those odds, Riski is the favourite bet.(I'm  pretty sure Alice Roberts would keep saying "it's  a bit more complicated  than that." But that's  only because it is.)
You missed that Sunak is 7/4 ON. Which is odds on so the notation gets switched to 4/7 - I find it easy to forget tgat this would not be understood.