Oh ye of little faith...
Where does faith come into this, you've been alleging that this is a science?
it takes someone like me to explore the wonderful truth contained within the Holy Bible and make it understandable for those who have difficulty.
Go on then, we're waiting. So far you've alleged some mystical insight on your part, threatened to reveal some profound secret, but you've failed to come through.
You don't know it...but I do, that sins cause a horrible stale lymph fluid to build up within us and cause many health problems.
What is 'sin'? How are you measuring it? What units is it measured in? What statistical methodology have you used to demonstrate correlation between 'sin' and health outcomes - how have you controlled for other causes of ill-health?
I know this because I have taken Jesus Christ at face value and found so much truth within his teaching...I'm almost an expert.
That's your citation? That's what you're going to go with? You accept a fairy story 'at face value', and therefore we should dismiss the achievements of conventional medicine and follow you? Its not for me, I'm afraid, but if anyone does bite can you send them my way, please, I have a bridge to sell...
And can tell you, without a shadow of a doubt
There are vanishingly few things in life about which we can have no doubts - this should not be one of them.
... that when we divorce ourselves from the nervous structure of our hands, which most people do, we block the pathways that deliver a pure aqueous fluid from our health.
If you block the nervous structure of the hands then, presumably, you stop the hands working - any subsequent endocrine or haematological flow reduction is a secondary concern at that point.
There is a strict code that restores our health, very slowly, and very technically...and the only person who has organised this repair in a wonderful, viable way is Jesus Christ.
Can you tell me what journal he's published in? Is it rigorously peer-reviewed?
Wormwood is on its way.
Mugwort? It's not on its way, it's already here, it's bloody everywhere. I keep finding it in my wife's herbaceous borders.
Last time it passed the Earth it left Planet Earth totally void and tidally locked, with darkness on the face of the watery deep, so don't expect an easy time, unless we repent.
I think you've misread something, somewhere, the Earth has never been tidally locked so far as we can tell. There is some evidence to suggest that in a few million years it might become tidally locked to the moon, given tha the gravitational effects of the moon (particularly on the seas) is having the effect of slowing the Earth's rotation.
Science
"You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means..." Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
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