Grooms of Stool

[Nearly Sane]

No, really, it's an immense privilege

https://www.messynessychic.com/2023/03/17/the-toilet-duty-dukes-and-duchesses-of-england/

[Gordon]

Fascinating: goes to show that some shit jobs can be worth having.

[Walt Zingmatilder]

Groom of the Stool?
Isn’t that one of the flavours of Baxter’s delectable soups?

[Dicky Underpants]

Groom of the Stool?
Isn’t that one of the flavours of Baxter’s delectable soups?

No, it's a more polite way of expressing your favourite epithet.

[Walt Zingmatilder]

No, it's a more polite way of expressing your favourite epithet.

In honour of your brilliance, Richard, I shall hereon refer to it as ''Grooming the stool''.