What fresh, French hell is this?
For context when I made that comment I had seen Lady Gaga's performance. Apparently, she rehearsed for two months. So I won't get back 5 minutes of my life and she won't get back 2 months of hers. I then witnessed perhaps the most badly coordinated can-can dance I have ever seen, followed by some appalling catwalk nonsense.
The whole thing was redeemed somewhat by the ending, Celine Dion (some of you will be aware I am not a huge fan of hers) was, I have to admit, magnificent and the whole balloon thing and light show was great.