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The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
« on: November 30, 2024, 04:33:21 PM »
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Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2024, 09:08:10 AM »
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Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2024, 10:48:38 AM »
"I did think I did see all heaven before me, and the great God himself" - GF Handel, on completing the Hallelujah Chorus.

https://youtu.be/SXh7JR9oKVE?si=thH7FufcvYAHN_6_

If I ever got surprised by a Christmas flashmob, knowing my luck, they'd be singing "Ding Dong bloody Merrily On sodding High", which I detest.
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Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2024, 02:35:28 PM »
The Magic Theatre - Christmas Lights


https://youtu.be/jMuCSVwLG9Y?si=h--vx-Yb5NMPnu83

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Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2024, 06:47:22 PM »
And another Brian Bilston

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Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2024, 12:59:17 PM »
Roger Nichols and The Small Circle of Friends - Snow Queen


https://youtu.be/MjRx9y4ISZc?si=R5GvQvNeBx3Srb_z
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Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2024, 02:55:35 PM »
Another Christmas shopping mall flash mob.

https://youtu.be/9865b-K9s2w?si=yl1Ry_L5XCwRC274
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Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2024, 07:25:26 AM »
Chilly Gonzalez - - Snow Is Falling In Manhattan


https://youtu.be/17u_0mLekkU?si=9ucPIWOZCJUxyfUU

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Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2024, 04:18:00 PM »
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Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2024, 04:42:44 PM »
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Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2024, 05:25:27 PM »

Bugge Wesseltoft: In Dulce Jubilo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9VCSNYNfB8
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Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2024, 05:22:09 PM »
Bleachers - Merry Christmas, Please Don't Call


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Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2024, 05:32:32 PM »
I think I Post this song most years, so why should this year be any different.

Riu Riu Chiu - The Monkees:

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Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2024, 02:08:03 PM »
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Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2024, 11:11:44 AM »
The Muppets - The Ringing Of The Bells


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Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2024, 11:47:55 AM »
Christmas

The bells of waiting Advent ring,
The Tortoise stove is lit again
And lamp-oil light across the night
Has caught the streaks of winter rain
In many a stained-glass window sheen
From Crimson Lake to Hookers Green.

The holly in the windy hedge
And round the Manor House the yew
Will soon be stripped to deck the ledge,
The altar, font and arch and pew,
So that the villagers can say
'The church looks nice' on Christmas Day.

Provincial Public Houses blaze,
Corporation tramcars clang,
On lighted tenements I gaze,
Where paper decorations hang,
And bunting in the red Town Hall
Says 'Merry Christmas to you all'.

And London shops on Christmas Eve
Are strung with silver bells and flowers
As hurrying clerks the City leave
To pigeon-haunted classic towers,
And marbled clouds go scudding by
The many-steepled London sky.

And girls in slacks remember Dad,
And oafish louts remember Mum,
And sleepless children's hearts are glad.
And Christmas-morning bells say 'Come!'
Even to shining ones who dwell
Safe in the Dorchester Hotel.

And is it true? And is it true,
This most tremendous tale of all,
Seen in a stained-glass window's hue,
A Baby in an ox's stall ?
The Maker of the stars and sea
Become a Child on earth for me ?

And is it true ? For if it is,
No loving fingers tying strings
Around those tissued fripperies,
The sweet and silly Christmas things,
Bath salts and inexpensive scent
And hideous tie so kindly meant,

No love that in a family dwells,
No carolling in frosty air,
Nor all the steeple-shaking bells
Can with this single Truth compare -
That God was man in Palestine
And lives today in Bread and Wine.

John Betjeman
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Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2024, 12:05:39 PM »
From the Towneley Second Shepherd's Pageant, 15th Century:

Third Shepherd [to the infant Jesus]


Hayll, derlyng dere,
Full of godhede.
I pray thee be nere
When that I have nede.
Hayll, swete is thy chere.
My hart wold blede
To se thee sytt here
In so poore wede
With no pennys.
Hayll, put furth thy dall;
I bryng thee bot a ball.
Have and play thee withall
And go to the tenys.
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Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2024, 12:14:59 PM »
Glasgow Central, Christmas 1964. Long shadows and fairy lights at Glasgow Central, Christmas 1964 Oscar Marzaroli

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Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2024, 12:16:05 PM »
Fab photograph.
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Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2024, 12:26:07 PM »
Fab photograph.
I was talking to Gordon, his grandson and his grandson's girlfriend a couple of weeks ago, and telling the youngsters, not you Gordon, about how that's how I remember Christmas in Glasgow. Dark, black and white, and more glamorous than now.

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Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2024, 01:16:28 PM »

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Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2024, 03:07:20 PM »
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Re: The Heartwarming Christmas Bollocks Thread.
« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2024, 03:07:58 PM »
Anabel Montesinos: “Villancico de Navidad” (Augustin Barrios)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5trM0F2k_Y
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