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SqueakyVoice

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The miracle(s) of Christmas (1/n)
« on: December 18, 2024, 10:23:01 AM »
Joseph and Mary didn't have to cook a turkey.
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Re: The miracle(s) of Christmas (1/n)
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2024, 10:49:26 AM »
Mrs Brown's Boys got recommissioned despite being utterly shite.
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Re: The miracle(s) of Christmas (1/n)
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2024, 11:10:01 AM »
That you've been able to wrote Christmas despite it being banned by the thought police
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Re: The miracle(s) of Christmas (1/n)
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2024, 01:54:03 PM »
That Coca-Cola, makers of a fizzy drink usually served cold, got it indelibly associated, in the minds of the gullible and thick, with a midwinter festival, and even convinced many people that they invented the modern image of Father Christmas.
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Re: The miracle(s) of Christmas (1/n)
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2024, 01:58:16 PM »
That it always snows on Christmas day in TV soaps and sitcoms, but practically never does in reality.
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Re: The miracle(s) of Christmas (1/n)
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2024, 11:20:41 PM »
From today's "Word on Fire" gospel reflection:

The King comes as a helpless infant, born of insignificant parents in a small town of a distant outpost of the Roman Empire. He will conquer through the finally irresistible power of love, the same power with which he made the universe.

The true miracle of Christmas
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Re: The miracle(s) of Christmas (1/n)
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2024, 12:53:44 PM »
Quote from: SqueakyVoice on December 18, 2024, 10:23:01 AM
Joseph and Mary didn't have to cook a turkey.
And, after loads of advice from Auntie Beeb, I /still/ haven't watched an episode of Gavin and Stacey.
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