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« Reply #225 on: November 29, 2017, 07:56:31 PM »
A glorious 3-2-1 pastiche from NS (who else) - addressed to Vlad in 'Searching for God'.

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so in 3-2-1 terms, we are obviously waiting for something. That could be a bus, or maybe a holiday, or perhaps the council bin collection. But when we add scientific it brings to mind relativity and maybe relatives in a far away country might get to see.

But if that's slid in could that be a reference to a football tackle, or the 'lid in' a Dusty Bin?

Now however it's not scientific, rather it's scientism so if we apply that to relativity it becomes relativism, and yes some people might like this but many won't so while it's a good prize to some you may be disappointed that it's our old friend Dusty Bin, and here he is dressed as that relativity man, Einstein



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« Reply #226 on: December 06, 2017, 04:01:09 PM »
From Rhiannon on thread about Drag Queens Story Time.



I think the term ‘queen’ is rather important in this context.

Gutted I never had this at story time at nursery. We did get told stories by men in dresses though. Some of them were pretty scary. Supernatural drowning of the whole world as a punishment. Innocent children being massacred. Tales of torture and beheading. ‘Vicars’, theses storytellers were called.

Still, live and let live.

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« Reply #227 on: December 13, 2017, 05:41:42 PM »

Sebastian Toe on worst books

A Song of Stone by Iain Banks.

If it was written by anyone else I would have thrown it in the fire after a dozen pages. But I persisted until it became a personal challenge to complete it before I stabbed my eyes out with the lucky rabbit foot on my keyring.
Then I threw it on the fire.
In fact I had to especially light a fire just to give myself that pleasure!

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« Reply #228 on: December 17, 2017, 02:26:56 PM »
A pearler from Gord of the Board (albeit one necessarily given to overuse on the forum, sadly):
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« Reply #229 on: January 01, 2018, 09:38:09 AM »
2018 starts as much of the previous few years have gone with excellence from torridon.




Free will is not a mystery, it is wrong.

Calling it a mystery is just obfuscation and euphemism where there could be honesty and clarity.

It is not possible to make a meaningful choice on a basis that is free of relevant considerations; rather, a choice is a consequence of it's determinant factors otherwise it is not a choice at all, but merely a random, totally irrelevant, event.

There is no evidence for free will, in its full sense, and there never can be because it is an irrational concept.  It is the concept of choice itself that is deterministic; whatever the mechanism of choice, whatever the chooser, be it a robin or a rabbi, a conscious mind or an unconscious mind, a computer program or a spiritual soul, none of these possibilities will turn a choice into something that it isn't. 

We live in a deterministic universe; some find that idea abhorrent, at first, but really it is the only possible sort of conceivable universe - a non-deterministic universe would be an illogical universe, where nothing makes any sense.

Ideas like free will and souls and Gods persist not because there is any rational justification for them, not because of any evidence for them, they persist because they are ideas that have widespread appeal and so remain popular even today.  Popular does not mean true, it just means popular, and the result when challenged to justify irrational beliefs is a deluge of obfuscation, evasion and euphemism.  None of that stands comparison with just being straightforward and honest about things.

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« Reply #230 on: February 20, 2018, 07:10:28 PM »
Dear Forum,

Just logged on to see what was occurring and old Trent at his level best shone out,

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I find it quite astonishing that in the various puff pieces on the news about this, that the Beeb and others seem quite unaware of May proclaiming that tuition fees are amongst the highest in the world in a slightly surprised tone is a tad disingenuous.

You fucking introduced it. You bastard useless politician. Its your fault. Are you suffering from amnesia?

"You Bastard useless politician" let the truth shine out :)

And Vlad and Harrowby are a very close second in Vlads thread,

http://www.religionethics.co.uk/index.php?topic=15229.msg719468#msg719468

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« Reply #231 on: February 21, 2018, 12:51:58 PM »
From enki in reply to question from gonnagle, a lovely open post



I don't really know if this is of any help, but I'll try.

I know that you'll have to take my word for it, but my wife is a very caring lady. She has two brothers, one of whom has cerebral palsy. He is my age, and my wife has always been very close to him, and has time and again shown a fierce and loyal protection towards him. We see him every week without fail, even though he is now unable to use his legs at all. He has carers 3 times a day, and can only be moved around by using a hoist. On occasions he has had some very pretty horrendous problems(e.g. 3 years ago he had pneumonia, and he was in danger of drowning from the build up of liquid in his lungs). My wife has always been there for him, and, on the times he has been in hospital, we have regularly visited him(sometimes all day) and, my wife, being a former nurse, has shown a practical quality which I could never attain. She has also helped two very old neighbours over quite a long period of time(indeed, as I write this, she has just finished shopping, and is going to have a cup of tea with one of the old ladies).

Now the point about this is that my wife is an atheist, in that she has no belief in any god at all. She simply doesn't have the need for one, and, unless the idea of god was mentioned, she would never even think on those lines. How does atheism affect her life? I would say very little as there are far more important things in her life to consider than the idea of a god.

That doesn't stop her having criticisms of religions however, when she sees some of the glaring discepancies in the deeds and thoughts of some religionists(her words would be'these stupid people').

 She lives a reasonably fulfilling and satisfying life, she is practical and she is caring. Also, about 15 years ago, she delivered a dissertation to a study group on whether the modern world is in crisis, and she made some very salient points. We both attend a local humanist group monthly, the latest of which was on the subject of modern day slavery, and, again, she was not afraid to speak up and produced some eminently practical and compassionate points on how to alleviate the situation.

So, you ask how atheism affects your daily life. In her case it doesn't really. She simply can't be bothered with the idea of god and religion at all because she has no such beliefs. Why should she?





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« Reply #232 on: March 05, 2018, 01:22:08 PM »
A post from the heart from Steve H


I've looked at the Christian Institute website from your link, and they appear to be a bunch of right-wing, narrow-minded, curtain-twitching busy-bodies. You talk of "Christians being discriminated against because of what they believe", but when what they believe is itself discriminatory, the more their beliefs are accommodated, the more others are discriminated. We saw that in the C of E, with the "Backward in Bigotry" misogynists demanding ever more outrageous concessions to their prejudice, and the more churches where women are not allowed as vicars, the less equal women priests are. The same applies to gays, etc. Incidentally, the Christian Institute certainly doesn't speak for all, or even, I suspect, a majority, of Christians - it emphatically doesn't speak for me. Right-wing evangelicals do have the very bad habit of referring to themselves as "Christians" without qualification, as though their joyless (per)version of the faith represents all of Christianity.
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« Reply #233 on: March 21, 2018, 10:12:07 PM »
Brilliant post by Robbie about the prospect of popping one's clogs with and without religious belief.
I also wondered about that. Indeed if people who are 'believers' accept they have a terminal illness, they will accept it but it's normal and human to want to make the most of life and to prolong it because it's what we know. Also life is to be celebrated and enjoyed as well as used to best of our abilities. I love life & hope it will continue for a while; if it becomes obvious it won't I will accept the inevitable. If we didn't feel that way we might as well die as soon as born and who wants that? It's such an interesting world.
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« Reply #234 on: March 22, 2018, 02:36:15 PM »
And another from SteveH from the Transubstantiation thread


Bringing in Satan and his hordes to explain evil and suffering creates more logical problems than it solves.
How could angels, created sinless and capable of remaining so, and in direct, unmediated communion with God, ever come to sin? If we accept for the moment that they did, why didn't God forgive and restore them? Given that God didn't, why didn't God annihilate them, rather than allowing them to continue in an existence of suffering for them and danger for others? Given that God didn't do that, why did God allow Satan and his chums to have any influence over humanity? Given that God did, why did the sin of Adam and Eve infect the rest of us?
These are the logical knots you tie yourself in if you believe in an objectively-existing Satan - or God, for that matter. The early chapters of Genesis, as well as much else in the OT, are so obviously myth and allegory that you've got to be literarily cloth-eared, as well as a scientific troglodyte, to think it's literally true.

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« Reply #235 on: April 09, 2018, 01:33:48 AM »
This one made me laugh and is the perfect repost to people who condemn others on the basis of their body art.

Having tattoos doesn’t stop anyone from being employed or doing a job. The only thing making them unemployable is the up-their-own-arse attitudes of prejudiced dipsticks.
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« Reply #236 on: May 04, 2018, 07:47:24 PM »


"I've been to far too many funerals - and conducted some as well. The body in the box may be centre stage, but the funeral is there for the family, usually the closest relatives. It's their show. If they want to demonstrate their love and devotion for their loved one in laughter, or in tears, using hymns ancient and modern, or rock anthems, wearing black, purple or whatever, then that's their way of coping with their loss. If I'm conducting, I'll allow anything within reason....bad language or similar acts in a church setting would be out; apart from that, as long as thwere is dignity and compassion in the service, that's fine by me. I want folk to walk out of church, or leave a crematorium or graveside with some memories of the day which will help them cope in the days, weeks and months which will s urely follow."

From Anchorman, as ever, brilliant

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« Reply #237 on: May 04, 2018, 09:53:03 PM »

"I've been to far too many funerals - and conducted some as well. The body in the box may be centre stage, but the funeral is there for the family, usually the closest relatives. It's their show. If they want to demonstrate their love and devotion for their loved one in laughter, or in tears, using hymns ancient and modern, or rock anthems, wearing black, purple or whatever, then that's their way of coping with their loss. If I'm conducting, I'll allow anything within reason....bad language or similar acts in a church setting would be out; apart from that, as long as thwere is dignity and compassion in the service, that's fine by me. I want folk to walk out of church, or leave a crematorium or graveside with some memories of the day which will help them cope in the days, weeks and months which will s urely follow."
+1 from me.
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« Reply #238 on: May 19, 2018, 12:56:21 PM »
From Gordon, I love the echoing with th words starting A and E


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« Reply #239 on: May 21, 2018, 05:20:16 PM »
Lovely stuff fron Dicky Underpants


As we were saying lord knows when. Can't think why you want to hear my interpretation of the story. I don't consider the story of any great significance in itself these days, apart from the fact that St Paul gave it significance and his (and St Augustine's) interpretation has had considerable influence on western history. 

The two interpretations you give are typically slanted. You've missed out the obvious one adopted by the Ophite Gnostics* (I suppose you'd say that was an antitheist fantasy - except of course the Ophites did believe in God; just not the one to whom you apparently pledge allegiance). The Ophites' interpretation had the obvious advantage of actually being true to what the text actually says namely that God lied, and the serpent told the truth.
Of course,  I don't believe that interpretation either. There's a wanky, pseudo-intellectual one I could give you: several million years ago, our apelike ancestors of the Miocene age lived in happy union with nature, eating bananas and other veg in the African forests. Then, either a few got cut off from their original population and had to strike out for themselves on the open savannahs. Or maybe, there were a few enterprising and curious geniuses who decided to seek pastures new. These soon found that their original sense of unity with nature was lost. And so on through Australopithecus Afarensis etc. 
However, neither the latter nor the Ophite explanation have anything whatever to do with stealing or crime, which you seem fixated on.
As for confidence tricksters, you might just be acquainted with the story of Jacob, the confidence trickster par excellence. Yahweh rather like him, I think you'll find.

*The Gnostics in general didn't like the Old Testament god, considering him evil and ignorant. I find this attitude (and the similar attitude of Marcion) very wrong-headed too. I find this kind of blanket dismissal by certain posters here just as silly. The OT includes some of the most inspiring writings in existence - as well as some of the most disgusting and boring ones.
I don't include the Adam and Eve story among the inspiring ones.

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« Reply #240 on: June 08, 2018, 04:49:47 PM »

Great post from Rhiannon on the Avoiding Regret thread.

I grew up with the idea that the 'ought' self was good and the 'ideal self' bad, because the 'ought' self was the one that kept everyone else happy and the 'ideal' self meant having things like dreams and desires, and that was selfish. Living from that place was pretty reactive, not simply in a 'go with the flow' kind of a way, but in an utterly powerless one.

The thing that I regret most about my life is also the thing that has given me my greatest joy. I regret most the years wasted in an abusive, unhappy relationship but my kids came out of it. It's hard sometimes to reconcile that in my head.

If I don't ask of myself what it is that life wants of me as a result of what I've experienced then I am stuck in a place of regret and victimhood. Going with the flow sometimes makes sense - someone recently asked me where I saw myself in five years and I said I couldn't imagine five weeks' ahead - but sometimes I think, 'what do I do now" and asking myself what life wants of me gives me a richer answer than maybe simply asking myself what I want. I have talents that I've never used and interests I don't spend enough time pursuing and I frantically repeat repeat repeat the same stuff over and over. Does life want me to have a tidy kitchen or does it want me to lie in the grass and watch the bugs?

Someone once asked me what it was that I wanted to achieve with my life. We went through all kinds of things -n financial security, success as a writer, living by the sea - and she said nothing sounded authentic to her. Then I said that I had a vision of me, walking on a hillside in the wind, and I was strong, and free, and she said, that's it. Let's say I'm on my way up there.

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« Reply #241 on: June 08, 2018, 05:10:07 PM »
Great post indeed.

Wow.
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« Reply #242 on: June 08, 2018, 05:22:21 PM »
 :-[ :)

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« Reply #243 on: June 14, 2018, 10:44:30 AM »
From ekim on the 666 thread



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« Reply #244 on: June 14, 2018, 12:48:38 PM »
:-[ :)

No need for modesty, it was a beautifully written post. I first read it last night and felt drawn into your life, I wasn't on the outside looking in. The words "drawn" and "looking" are apposite because it was very like a colourful, pictorial composition. The last two sentences had particular impact.

Loved ekim's Celestial Help Line post, laughed out loud.
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« Reply #245 on: June 15, 2018, 08:10:52 AM »
That ekim post is superb!
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« Reply #246 on: June 17, 2018, 02:48:54 PM »
Yes, I want to learn it off by heart and pass it off as mine - but of course I wouldn't do a thing like that :-).
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« Reply #247 on: June 18, 2018, 11:22:25 AM »
From Harrowby Hall



As for small island - Great Britain is a very large island easily within the top 1 per cent of islands in term of size. In fact, considering land masses (EurAsiaAfrica,  America, Antarctica and Australia) Great Britain is the 13th largest land mass on Earth - or the 9th largest island.

Open to immigrants did not start with Windrush (and don't forget, the Windrush entrants were British citizens anyway). There was Jewish immigration for much of the first half of the 20th century and a fair part of the 19th, too. There was immigration from Ireland - how do you think the railways were built?

Earlier still, there was immigration from France - Huguenots escaping religious intolerance.  And so on ...

I live in an area where there is a significant Polish population. The came to work in agriculture doing jobs the "natives" refused to do. They are being assimilated. They add variety and diversity. They make the area more interesting. They work, they pay taxes, they contribute. They are filling holes in the national labour force. They add richness.

I remember wailing such as yours when the Ugandan Indians arrived. It would not be untrue to say that they have enriched the country.

One of the delights of life in the United Kingdom now is the cultural richness that comes from a diverse population. I have friends who are Chinese, Indian, Italian, Polish and I know few people who display any overt signs of prejudice towards anyone. As a teacher in HE one of my great delights was the wide ethnic and cultural variety who were sharing their ideas and perceptions with me.

As for swamping agriculture - last I heard the proportion of land that was urbanised was about 7% ...

You tell us about your belief system and its connection with Nature. Does it have a connection with Humanity, too?

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« Reply #248 on: July 24, 2018, 11:16:08 AM »
A very clear and concise piece bY Torridon which powerfully enumerates some of the huge pitfalls in Alan Burn's arguments and assertions on the question of souls and free will.


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Because that makes no sense, that is why. Choices are made by a brain, we do not interact with a brain to tell it what choices to make.  Brains evolved to make optimal choices.  The idea that brains need another brain to tell them what choices to make is both bizarre and baseless.  There is no evidence to support such a notion and it is logically incoherent implying a regress.  Conscious awareness is not a separate thing to a brain, it is produced by brain functioning to better prioritise awareness, but it is not a separate thing to that which produces it.

You seem to have a mental blockage around the concept of 'physical'.  There isn't a separate domain of logic for things that are 'physical'. Two plus two will equal four irrespective of the nature of the things being added. If someone on my team makes two suggestions for improvements and another guy makes two suggestions, then we have four suggestions.  If I buy two apples from one stall and another two from another stall, then I will have four apples. The fact that apples are 'physical' does not alter the logic and we cannot deny the logic of the situation by the claim 'but they are physical'.  That is just a trivial ploy to try to deny the underlying truth.

You seem to have a mental blockage around the concept of 'control'.  I can control my hands and arms by willing them to move.  Likewise an elephant can control its trunk, a more complicated business in terms of the neurology required.  If brains alone were insufficient to do the translation of desire and intention into motor action then every creature on the planet would be dead already, being totally immobile, unable to will their limbs to move. The fact that humans can do this derives from the fact that great apes can do this, and so on. What we cannot control is the subliminal preconscious functioning that gives rise to desires and intentions in the first place. I cannot look up at the sky and choose to experience it as green, we have no control over that. I cannot put a strawberry in my mouth and choose to find it tastes of garlic, I have no control over that.  We have no control over the fundamental primitives of how we interact with the wider cosmos, functioning at these base levels is entirely consistent with a deterministic account of nature.  Concepts of 'control' and 'freedom' at higher levels of biological complexity are useful concepts at those levels of emergence, they are essentially feelings produced by mind at the interface between thoughts and actions and although we live our lives almost exclusively in those higher domains of emergence does not mean that feelings do not derive from an underlying substrate of biological functioning which is entirely deterministic.
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« Reply #249 on: July 26, 2018, 11:58:06 AM »
Great post from enki. Balanced, clear, informative.



You are again making the mistake of concluding what death is, even before investigating it.   If we begin with the conclusion that 'death is the end'....then any clue about it  through anecdote will only mean  "Well...it can't really be death can it?"....which is a circular way of approaching it.

Doctors and investigators have confirmed that many of the NDE patients had indeed been dead in medical terms, and later came back alive for whatever reason.    The patients have also seen and heard many activities and conversations during the time they were dead.....which have been confirmed.

My point is that, if we assume that NDE's are only due to some activity in the brain, then there is no way of ever investigating the phenomenon at all. 

Double blind tests cannot be the only way of establishing real experiences...because  such trials are not possible in all cases.


Cessation of the heartbeat and loss of blood circulation can be described as clinical death.

However it might be instructive to note Sam Parnia's take on this subject.(Sam Parnia who has conducted extensive research into NDEs)

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The overall goal of the AWARE Study is to study the processes that take place in the brain and also the cognitive and mental processes in people who have had a cardiac arrest and have therefore by definition died for a period of time.

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As you probably realised from my lecture at Goldsmiths, the evidence is now suggesting that mental and cognitive processes may continue for a period of time after a death has started. This of course makes sense when we understand the process of death better, which is that it is essentially a global stroke of the brain. Therefore like any stroke process one would not expect the entity of mind / consciousness to be lost immediately.

http://forum.mind-energy.net/skeptiko-podcast/1458-aware-update-dr-parnia.html


A person who has experienced a genuine NDE(e.g. whilst having a a cardiac arrest) has almost certainly gone through three main stages
1) Consciousness in the moments before the brain activity flatlines
2) The period when brain activity flatlines
3) Consciousness in the moments following No 2

This whole event is a process, and there is no evidence that NDEs are even or only a phenomenon related to No 2.

For me, I would require substantive evidence in the following areas:

1) There would have to be convincing evidence that either a)the brain plays no part in the whole NDE experience or b) the brain is simply the receiver of the NDE experiences.
2) It could be demonstrated exactly where, when and how the 'afterlife' world communicates with the physical body.
3) Experimental evidence would be produced which demonstrates such communication, and which is capable of falsification.
4) There would have to be objective, clear and convincing evidence of identical NDE experiences as the norm.

In response to these:

I have seen no evidence whatsoever that confirms No 1.

I have seen no evidence whatsoever that confirms no 2.

Any attempts at no 3 have so far produced negative or inclusive results.

As for no 4, There is a large body of evidence which clearly suggests that such experiences are not at all identical. Even general traits, such as out of body experiences or feelings of peace, seem to be dependent on cultural influences. Out of 11 non western studies, involving 7 countries, only China and Japan seemed to show feelings of peace during an NDE. OBEs were absent from studies in Zambia and the Congo,

As far as veridical NDE research goes, two areas have dominated.

1) The retrospective, which depends on the quality and accuracy of the data revealed in a subsequent investigation of the near death episode. This is, by its very nature, anecdotal. Unfortunately many instances are open to wide interpretation  and even the best of these instances are hotly debated on both sides of this debate(e.g. Pam Reynolds, Maria's shoe). Unfortunately anecdotal evidence does not sit well with scientific method.

2) The prospective field study. There have been at least six such studies where perceptual targets have been used(mainly visual). Unfortunately, so far, these studies have been disappointing. No researcher has produced anything but negative results, including the latest extensive Aware study.

I think that it is interesting  that in an exchange of emails with Bruce Greyson in 2006, NDE researcher, Professor Kenneth Ring said this:
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There is so much anecdotal evidence that suggests(experiencers) can. at least sometime, perceive veridically during their NDEs ....but isn't it true that in all this time, there hasn't been a single case of a veridical perception reported by an NDEr under controlled conditions? I mean, thirty years later, it's still a null class(as far as I know). Yes, excuses, excuses-I know. But, really, wouldn't you have suspected more than a few cases at least by now??..

All this, of course, does not mean that your take on NDEs is wrong. You are quite entitled to your beliefs. All it means is that there is a lack of any significant evidence in the study of NDEs which suggests that you are right.